SAN FRANCISCO -- We regret to announce that Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise 1701-D has been assimilated by Borg – and now there is no mistaking the Borg’s motives: they are determined to assimilate, one database article at a time. The enemy has engaged us and it is time to fight back. Data has located a security loophole in the assimilated Facebook page, but we cannot determine how long we will be able to access it before the Borg fully adapt it. Federation HQ urges you to share any assimilated pages via Twitter, Facebook,, to raise awareness of our coordinated Resistance force effort. To do so, click on “share” in the upper right corner. Also retweet@StarTrek Tweets and comment on the assimalated Star Trek facebook post to tell the Borg resistance is NOT futile.

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