I am Captain William Tiberius Kirk of the Starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701 J. Recently, I encount ered one of the strangest objects found in my adventures... a blue box. Its designation was TARDIS:
Time And Relative Dimension In Space
I also met a man named the Doctor . Now with the help of volunteers I can begin my space time badventures with a starship instead of a phone box or I could use the fal tor rakh, an ancient artifact I wield made by Sarek and Kahless.