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Marry, Kiss, Kill

bunkey

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Report this May. 16 2013, 4:52 pm

I did this a few years ago on another board and it got quite entertaining. (I'm twelve...and a half)


Obviously, you take three people, and players choose one to marry, one to "kiss" (eye waggle) and one to kill.


The game is best woth explanations.


For those who prefer ladies:


Uhura


Chapel


Rand


 


For those who prefer gentlemen:


Kirk


Spock


McCoy


Make your selections and show your work!

bunkey

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Report this May. 16 2013, 4:57 pm

My own choice


Marry McCoy-He seems like the marrying type and the most down to earth of all three. Especially now that I'm older, I prefer his laid back sensibilites.


Kiss Spock- Because he's an attractive man and I'm curious. Who wouldn't like to get some alien strange? As much as I love Spock, I can't see being married to him. I need someone who can laugh when my dog farts.


Kill Kirk- Which makes me sad. I do love Kirk, but I think his "kissing" skills aren't tempting enough to kills Soock and he's not the marrying type. So sorry Captain, you gots to go.


 

CountJohn

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Report this May. 16 2013, 7:08 pm

Marry-Nurse Chapel


Kiss-Rand (but if we're doing all TOS characters, the female Romulan commander would totally take this one. Or an Orion slave girl of course)


Kill-Uhura (I hate to do it, though )


 

ShirtlessKirk

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Report this May. 27 2013, 3:32 pm

Hmm.  OK.  I hope I'm playing this correctly



Marry: Scotty -- I love guys who are intelligent, handy with gadgets, good with their hands, and like to take their time when dealing with ample nacelles and delicate warp cores.


Kiss: McCoy -- because who can resist mouth-to-mouth and a vigorous chest massage for a little reviving from your favorite doc?


Kill: Sadly, Cap'n Kirk, I'm gonna go all Gary Mitchell on your @$$. 1) you are in love with the Enterprise. 2) you already have fathered a child with a woman you didn't marry 3) you "kiss" every darn woman you meet and 4) Given #3, I could catch ST:ID from you (Sexually Transmitted: Interplanitary Disease).


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CountJohn

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Report this May. 27 2013, 8:55 pm

Quote: ShirtlessKirk @ May. 27 2013, 3:32 pm

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>Marry: Scotty -- I love guys who are intelligent, handy with gadgets, good with their hands, and like to take their time when dealing with ample nacelles and delicate warp cores.

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I laughed.


I was going to post explanations for mine later, but forgot. Now that the thread has been bumped I have an excuse-


Marry-Nurse Chapel-I always liked how loyal she was. She waited for her fiance all that time untill she found out he wanted to take over the galaxy with androids, which is totally not cool. And she pined for Spock all that time even though she knew he wouldn't reciprocate. Plus, she's the most intelligent of the three, even became a doctor later, remains fairly composed in bad situations, and has a generally good disposition. What's not to like?


Kiss-Rand-Uhhhh, because she's totally hot, and  has to be a total freak, with all that pent up Captain Kirk lust. I had the biggest crush ever on her when I was a little boy.


Kill-Uhura. I hate to do it. But she honestly never had as many character moments as the other two even though she was on the sow more, IMO.

bunkey

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Report this May. 28 2013, 5:30 am

"has to be a total freak, with all that pent up Captain Kirk lust."


 


PawnOfTheDarkness

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Report this Jul. 07 2013, 12:05 pm

Marry McCoy-He's my favorite character. Plus he's just nice and I think he'd be loyal.


Kiss kirk-I hear he's really good at it


Kill Spock-Oh, c'mon, it's not like he'll stay dead long anyway. He is thoroughly protected by what I like to refer to as 'Deus Ex Spockina'(or 'Data Ex Machina', depending on which series you're talking about).


R.I.P Jon. You are the only not-so-grump for me.

its_only_logical

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Report this Aug. 16 2013, 9:04 pm

Kirk - Kiss, because I like him, just not enough to marry. His tendancy to goafter almost every woman he sees really gets under my skin.


 


Spock - Marry, because I love everything about him. His intelligence, his love of logic, and his human side whenever it makesan appearance.


 


McCoy - I hate to kill him, but he is my least favorite of the three. He has way too many emotional outburst and he is mean to Spock, but he is kind and caring and a great doctor.


Trust is allowing a Vulcan to check your pulse.

Corylea

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Report this Aug. 19 2013, 12:55 pm

Kiss Spock, because he'll always be my favorite.  His intelligence, his goodness and essential decency, his curiosity and love for science, his wonderful loyalty to Kirk; I love pretty much everything about him.  (He's also drop-dead gorgeous in my eyes, though that's not as important as the other stuff.)


Marry McCoy, because much as I love Spock, McCoy is a better bet for a long-term relationship for a human.  I love Spock too much to torture him with my emotional needs. :-D


Kill Kirk, not that I dislike him or anything, but he's SO not my type.


 


I asked my husband this question (giving him the guys, even though my husband is straight, because the guys are much more fully developed in TOS), and he also said to Kiss Spock, Marry McCoy, and Kill Kirk.  I asked why, and he looked at me as if he couldn't believe I would need to ask and said, "Spock's married to Kirk, and Kirk's married to the ship, so only McCoy is really available to have a relationship with."  My husband is a smart man. ;-)


 


"You must BE the change you want to see in the world" -- Gandhi

TravisMalcolm

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Report this Aug. 19 2013, 4:53 pm

OK I don't remember Rand, so she's a gonner


Marry Nurse Chaple because in real life she's rich! and she's loyal, and she has a great voice, I could almost listen to her virtually all day.


That leaves Uhura for kissing. Maybe she will become romantic and sing to me night and day for me.... How bewiching!


I'd rather do the Enterprise crew (well the ladies) but there are only 2 to speak of, and I cannot bring myself to kill Vulcans because I admire them too much.


Blalock & Nimoy were the best two actors in the Star Trek universe. Go Vulcans!

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