Star Trek Which USS Chuck Norris fact is the best?

Which USS Chuck Norris fact is the best?

The USS Chuck Norris is Star Fleet's only ship named after a living person.	0 % (0 Votes)
The USS Chuck Norris is the only starship that has a roundhouse kick in its weapons arsenal.	0 % (0 Votes)
The USS Chuck Norris doesn't carry photon torpedoes. Opening hailing frequencies usually does the trick.	0 % (0 Votes)
The USS Chuck Norris broke the starship speed record. Its warp engines were installed the next day.	0 % (0 Votes)
The USS Chuck Norris rarely engages its engines. Its transporter range is the entire universe.	0 % (0 Votes)
Q once tried to appear on the bridge of the USS Chuck Norris. He's still in the brig.	100 % (1 Votes)
The USS Chuck Norris has never raised its shields. No one would dare fire on the Chuck Norris.	0 % (0 Votes)
The USS Chuck Norris launched on Monday. The Q continuum surrendered to the Federation on Tuesday.	0 % (0 Votes)
The USS Chuck Norris doesn't use phasers. Its roundhouse kick is much more effective, and instantly deadly.	0 % (0 Votes)