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May. 25 2012, 10:07 am
NOTHING THAT IS REAL IS REAL!
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May. 25 2012, 2:02 pm
I was pulled over the other day for going over the speed limit. the motorcycle cop walked up to me and asked for my license and registration. I looked at him and waved my and and said " You don't need my license and registration. This is not the car you are looking for." He laughed and gave me the ticket anyway.
Good thing he was from the Star Wars age group and was in a good mood. I could be writing this from the Death Star
LOL!! Awesome. I also applaud you for your personal attempt at nullifying government mandates. We need more of that right now.
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May. 25 2012, 5:01 pm
If you ever have a small child in the car with you, get the child to say that stuff. The cute factor may compensate for the lack of midichlorians. |
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May. 28 2012, 8:23 am
Quote: lostshaker @ May. 25 2012, 2:02 pm | >
> I was pulled over the other day for going over the speed limit. the motorcycle cop walked up to me and asked for my license and registration. I looked at him and waved my and and said " You don't need my license and registration. This is not the car you are looking for." He laughed and gave me the ticket anyway.
> Good thing he was from the Star Wars age group and was in a good mood. I could be writing this from the Death Star
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LOL!! Awesome. I also applaud you for your personal attempt at nullifying government mandates. We need more of that right now.
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So I DID see you on "World's Dumbest Drivers"
Just kidding 
"Your quality will be known among your enemies before ever you meet them, my friend"-Alexander Siddig in Kingdom of Heaven
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May. 29 2012, 11:27 am
i heard a story about a friend's Friend's friend
big guy, buys a big ol' box of hot and fresh donuts, box on lap, stuffing some in his face, makes an illegal turn (turn, i think) and this cop pulls him over, Cop walks up, all tough and hot and such, pulls of sun glasses, big guy rolls down window.... says "What? you could smell them?" Cop just crumbles into laughter.
I say that was a win scenario!
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May. 29 2012, 12:01 pm
Quote: DATAWORFfantotally @ May. 29 2012, 11:27 am | >
>i heard a story about a friend's Friend's friend
>big guy, buys a big ol' box of hot and fresh donuts, box on lap, stuffing some in his face, makes an illegal turn (turn, i think) and this cop pulls him over, Cop walks up, all tough and hot and such, pulls of sun glasses, big guy rolls down window.... says "What? you could smell them?" Cop just crumbles into laughter.
>I say that was a win scenario!
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So your "friend's Friend's friend" is Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUIh2U7hFAo
(BTW - Fluffy is my favorite comedian!)
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May. 29 2012, 1:27 pm
Quote: FleetAdmiral_BamBam @ May. 29 2012, 12:01 pm | Quote: DATAWORFfantotally @ May. 29 2012, 11:27 am | >
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>i heard a story about a friend's Friend's friend
>big guy, buys a big ol' box of hot and fresh donuts, box on lap, stuffing some in his face, makes an illegal turn (turn, i think) and this cop pulls him over, Cop walks up, all tough and hot and such, pulls of sun glasses, big guy rolls down window.... says "What? you could smell them?" Cop just crumbles into laughter.
>I say that was a win scenario!
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So your "friend's Friend's friend" is Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUIh2U7hFAo
(BTW - Fluffy is my favorite comedian!)
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I guess... i dunno... Lol funny!
You know what the telephone game is right? well by the third person it gets confusing...
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