How do you feel about FECES?

Vger23

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Report this May. 18 2012, 5:52 pm

Let's chat about feces.


 


Please.

Vger23

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Report this May. 18 2012, 6:12 pm

This is the best poll ever to appear on this board.


 


Vger23

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Report this May. 18 2012, 6:15 pm

If you vote in this poll...all of your wildest dreams will come true.

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Report this May. 18 2012, 6:19 pm

If I was covered in it, I'd want the preditors to eat me.

Vger23

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Report this May. 18 2012, 6:20 pm

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>Dung beatles like it. It has it's uses. It can make good fertilizer. And I bet if i cover myself in it predators might not want to eat me.

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Solid, well-thought-out rationale.


 


Feces have their place in the universe.


 


If you cover yourself in feces and rotting guts, zombies won't know you're not one of them.



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eutychus

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Report this May. 18 2012, 6:23 pm

In the words (paraphrased) of Mr. Jinks, the cat in the Pixie and Dixie cartoons of the early 1960s, "I hates feces to pieces!"

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Report this May. 18 2012, 9:10 pm

Millions of interesting and fun topics that are out there and this is what people come up with here. 
You would think that ST were a bit more creative then that. Hummmmmm…..
Well most of the threads here are a real slinky load, The same with some of the attitudes of the users here.

But if you ask me someone with a personality with attitude to match is not easy to love when they’re like a cactus smeared with the stuff.


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Report this May. 18 2012, 10:22 pm

I stepped on it this week, my washroom smells like it and my shoe...

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Report this May. 18 2012, 10:36 pm

Vger23, I love your cat picture! RIF, dung beatles? As in John, Paul, George and Ringo? Or do you mean dung beetles as in, you know the bugs?

Vger23

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Report this May. 19 2012, 10:21 am

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>The OP is an idiot.

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Really, jackmonkey? And I'm sure you're a regular Rhodes Scholar with a shining personality and glowing social skills to match.


 



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Vger23

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Report this May. 19 2012, 10:24 am

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>Let's chat about feces.

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Wow, Vger23...I presume this poll is actually a sarcastic commentary on the current state of threads on Ten Forward?


No chance of that being true, old friend. Haha! I'm an idiot (obviously) and this poll was just a childish spam-fest.


 


Seriously, it did make me chuckle out loud as I wrote it...so that in itself makes it well worthwhile.   


 


But, yes, I was just trying to have a little fun with everyone who seem to take themselves a bit too seriously these days. 


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Vger23

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Report this May. 19 2012, 10:25 am

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>A beautiful peice of poetry that rivals the stylings of the immortal bard. Well done!!!


 


Wholeheartedly agree, sir!


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Report this May. 19 2012, 3:06 pm

Oh,Shit.   

Fleet Admiral Braxton

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Report this May. 19 2012, 3:08 pm

By The Way, Just When Are We Going To Stop Bringing Up Whoopi Goldberg? Let It Stay In The Septic Tank Where It Belongs.

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Report this May. 19 2012, 5:19 pm

My feelings? It happens. What more need be said?

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