Star Trek

i like chicken, 'cause you could make it into fried chicken

You can fry anything.

Mmmm fried anything... tastes like... i can't pin point it... hmm... anything....

Reminds me of a joke I recently saw:

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

I have always always favored cats. I have had a few cats and dogs growing up. Currently my fiance and I have 2 dogs and a cat. Staying true to my inner trekkie, I have named the cat Spock. He had big pointy ears as a kitten so I thought it fit him.

Lord Tubbington agrees.

BTW, how do I post pics to this board? Thanks.

Tyger, Tyger in the night

Blake wrote it, but that's all I remember off the top of my head.

Lions. Ever since I saw Born Free it has been lions. Never owned one. Seriously, I once saw a National Geographic show on LIONS and there was this guy who lived in a brownstone and had a lion. (Poor lion.) Since I have never had a lion for a pet I make due with house cats. As to dogs I love Golden Retrevers, and Collies. And Tribbles are cute. Ever seen "Doctor's Orders"? Puts Tribbles in a whole new light.

This is the body builder of dogs...lol