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Great one-liners from TOS?

Lee72

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Report this Apr. 21 2012, 2:18 am

After watching TOS from the begining recently, A few one-liners from Bones made me laugh. Feel free to add any one-liners you can think of.


I had to scout through http://www.chakoteya.net/ to find the ones I was looking for, which may also help anyone interested.






The Devil in the Dark: season 1, episode 25


After beaming down to the mining tunnels of Janus VI to inspect the Horta.


MCCOY: You can't be serious. That thing is virtually made out of stone! 


KIRK: Help it. Treat it. 


MCCOY: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. (Great Line!)






The Changeling: season 2, episode 3


After beaming aboard and failing to scan Nomad for alien crew!


SPOCK: Negative, Captain. It has a protective screen. I cannot get through. 


MCCOY: What do we do now, go up and knock? (another great Line!) 



 


 


 




 


 

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rTrekLover1997

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Report this Apr. 21 2012, 5:13 am

The City On The Edge of Forever


after Kirk and Spock are stopped after stealing the clothes by the cop


Kirk: I see you've noticed the ears.  They are actually easy to explain.


Spock: Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child-


Kirk: The unfortunate accident he had as a child: He caught his head in a mechanical...rice picker.

cowgirlcadet

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Report this Apr. 21 2012, 6:19 am

"I'm a doctor, not a (whatever)!"


"He/she/it's dead, Jim." (Obviously)


"Jim!" (End of "Amok Time". Favorite Trek moment ever.)


SPOCK: Captain, you are aware of the biblical story of Genesis.
KIRK: Yes, of course I'm aware of it. Adam and Eve tasted the apple and as a result were driven out of paradise.
SPOCK: Precisely, Captain, and in a manner of speaking, we have given the people of Vaal the apple, the knowledge of good and evil if you will, as a result of which they too have been driven out of paradise.
KIRK: Doctor, do I understand him correctly? Are you casting me in the role of Satan?
SPOCK: Not at all, Captain.
KIRK: Is there anyone on this ship who even remotely looks like Satan?
(McCoy and Kirk walk around Spock. McCoy is gazing intently at his ears.)
SPOCK: I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain.
KIRK: No, Mister Spock. I didn't think you would be.  (From the end of "The Apple".)


"Be one with the horse." - Kirk to Spock, The Final Frontier.

WolfyBlake

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Report this Jun. 26 2012, 9:58 pm


 That Which Survives


SCOTTY: IT'S USELESS, AND THERE'S NO QUESTION, IT'S DELIBERATE


SPOCK: SABOTAGE


SCOTTY: AYE, AND A THOROUGH JOB. THE SYSTEM'S FOOLPROOF. WHOEVER MURDERED WATKINS SABOTAGED THIS.


SPOCK: YOU SAID IT WAS FUSED. HOW?


SCOTTY: WELL, THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME


SPOCK: "WORRIES," MR. SCOTT?


SCOTTY: WELL, IT'S FUSED ALL RIGHT, BUT IT WOULD TAKE ALL THE POWER OF OUR MAIN PHASER BANKS TO DO IT


SPOCK: INTERESTING


SCOTTY: I FIND NOTHING INTERESTING IN THE FACT THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO BLOW UP


SPOCK: NO, BUT THE METHOD IS FASCINATING.




I love Scotty's quote there

WolfyBlake

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Report this Jun. 26 2012, 9:59 pm

That Which Survives



SPOCK: MR. SCOTT, WHAT IS YOUR SITUATION?


SCOTTY: IT'S HARD TO SEE. THERE'S SO MUCH DISTURBANCE THAT ANY ATTEMPT TO GET AT THE FLOW WOULD RUPTURE THE MAGNETIC FIELD.


SPOCK: YOU HAVE EIGHT MINUTES, 41 SECONDS


SCOTTY: I KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. I DON'T NEED A BLOOMING CUCKOO CLOCK.

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