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10 Things You Learned From The Movies.

spydertrek

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Report this Apr. 06 2012, 8:25 am

10 Things I learned from Star Trek 2:
1. Aging sucks
2. Kirk cheats
3. Kirk needs to use a condom, or whatever they use at that time.
4. Sulu was on the Enterprise during Season 1. Must've really needed to use the bathroom.
5. Khan needs to get a life; he's got to stop obsessing over Kirk.
6. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
7. KHAAAN!
8. Kirk's son's a hater.
9. Kirk really needs to meet more people if Spock's the most human person he's met.
10. "Spock no more" is a lie!

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Report this Apr. 06 2012, 4:19 pm

Quote: spydertrek @ Apr. 06 2012, 8:25 am

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>4. Sulu was on the Enterprise during Season 1. Must've really needed to use the bathroom.

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I think you mean Chekov.


 


The Final Frontier:  Thou shalt not let Shatner direct.


Generations:  Acme Products Inc will still be around in 400 years, and will still be used by people with the tactical skills of Wile E Coyote.


Insurrection:  The people who name new tactics must not like Riker very much given that the term "Riker Maneuver" is apparently not already in use even though he only resorts to conventional tactics 21 percent of the time.

OtakuJo

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Report this Apr. 07 2012, 11:04 pm

In order from movie:


 


1. Alien probes love baldies. (Could work for either Motion Pic. or Inner Light!)


2. Next time you abandon a megalomaniac on some planet or other, make sure that he's dead.


3. Finger fetish can cure Pon Farr.


4. Going around the sun can send you back to 1986. (Going to some suburbs of town can send you back there without the bother of calculating trajectories.)


5. God likes fast ships too.


6. Klingons have funny lookin' bludd.


7. Given a choice, people will always go back to the moment just before a disaster, rather than a week before said disaster -- which would give them more time to chuck obsessive old guys in the brig.


8. Baldies hate cyborgs.


9. Given enough time away from home, pretty young people will always turn into weird stretchy grey people.


10. Baldies hate each other.


Have you ever danced with a Tribble in the pale moonlight?

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Report this Apr. 11 2012, 1:50 am

TMP- Footie pajamas make for stupid uniforms


TWOK- The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one.


TSFS- The needs of the one....


TVH- The proper use of colorful metaphores


TFF- Uhura looks exquisite in the moon light


TUC- Not everyone keeps there genitals in the same place


GEN- Data is better with out the chip


FC- Troi is a hot mess when she gets "blended"


INS- So the old bald guy can get laid


NEM- Clones suck


ST09- When all alse fails, LENS FLARE!


CORPORATIONS AREN'T PEOPLE! Soylent Green is people.

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Report this Apr. 11 2012, 1:38 pm

UC- "Only Nixon clould go to China" is a vulcan proverb.


       Respected starfleet admirals will turn against the Federation if they don't agree with its policies. (Then again, 80% of the admirals in the series are corrupt.)


VH- They can go back in time whenever they want.


FF- Kirk gains a lot of weight between when he's climbing in the credits and when Spock comes to talk to him. (Real reason: stunt double.)


 


 

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Report this Apr. 11 2012, 3:26 pm

2009-when you do a friend a favor you gab nedles in your buddys neck even when it dosn't do anything you say "its for your own good"


Insurection- in the future floating heads are still not normal and creepy


 


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OtakuJo

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Report this Apr. 11 2012, 3:34 pm

Perhaps I'm forgetting something. Where are the floating heads in Insurrection?


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Beershark

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Report this Apr. 11 2012, 10:45 pm

Quote: OtakuJo @ Apr. 11 2012, 3:34 pm

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>Perhaps I'm forgetting something. Where are the floating heads in Insurrection?

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When data takes the hood off his suit and his head only becomes visible.


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Report this Apr. 12 2012, 5:41 am

Quote: Beershark @ Apr. 11 2012, 10:45 pm

Quote: OtakuJo @ Apr. 11 2012, 3:34 pm

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>Perhaps I'm forgetting something. Where are the floating heads in Insurrection?

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When data takes the hood off his suit and his head only becomes visible.


That still does not make it a floating head.


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Mitchz95

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Report this Apr. 12 2012, 8:40 pm

^ It's close enough.


Is something wrong with the Quote function? It's not working for me.


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Beersnark

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Report this Apr. 13 2012, 12:41 am

Quote: Hugues @ Apr. 12 2012, 5:41 am

Quote: Beershark @ Apr. 11 2012, 10:45 pm

Quote: OtakuJo @ Apr. 11 2012, 3:34 pm

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>Perhaps I'm forgetting something. Where are the floating heads in Insurrection?

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When data takes the hood off his suit and his head only becomes visible.

That still does not make it a floating head.


It gave the APPEARANCE of a dissembodied head floating in mid-air.


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Report this Apr. 16 2012, 1:50 pm

FIRST CONTACT


 


1.       picard has ongoing nightmares


 


2.       picard knows how to destroy borg ships


 


3.       the guy who invented warp drive is a drunk


 


4.       picard and data need to be alone with the phoenix


 


5.       the emergency hologram doctor was hilarious


 


6.       assimilate this!


 


7.       data was tempted for 0.68 seconds


 


8.       the borg queen can apparently be melted to death by gas


 


9.       troi cannot handle her liquor


 


10.   the way to picard's heart is through moby dick


 


~ the Wannabe Star Trek Engineer ~

OtakuJo

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Report this Apr. 17 2012, 6:56 am






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>Perhaps I'm forgetting something. Where are the floating heads in Insurrection? >






 




When data takes the hood off his suit and his head only becomes visible.


 


Oh -- ok. I got ya. I was thinking, like Hugues, about actual Floating heads (like in that free-spirit programme that Lwaxana showed to Alexander one time.) And yeah Quote function doesn't work for me either. It's quite annoying really.



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Report this Apr. 25 2012, 8:19 pm

What I learned from the Star Trek movies...


1. The older hard core TOS fans supported the franchise and excepted the best crew portrayed by new actors


2. TNG fans lost interest in ST in general due to blandness (or maybe it wa baldness)

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Report this May. 25 2012, 11:29 am

Quote: spydertrek @ Apr. 06 2012, 8:25 am

>4. Sulu was on the Enterprise during Season 1. Must've really needed to use the bathroom.


Umm, Sulu was in the 2nd pilot.You must mean Pavel


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