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RoTrekkie

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Report this Feb. 16 2012, 4:14 am

Jim: Bones...I, want, you, to find, out...what's, killing, the, redshirts...!


McCoy: Dammit Jim, 3 more died during your speech.


 


Chekov: You know this show used to be called "Tsar Trek"


 


Spock: The tribbles are reproducing at will..almost like yourself, Captain Krik


 


Sulu: Course laid in. Arrival in 3 days


Jim: Just, enough, time, to, deliver , my, next, line.


 


Spock: Why do you let all these redshirts die, doctor?


 


McCoy: Dammit Spock, I'm an actor, not a doctor!


 


Khan: How do you keep beating me, Kirk???


 


Kirk: Your DNA is no match for my EGO!


 


 


 


 

CloudMinder2

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Report this Feb. 17 2012, 3:30 am

some of these are very good - i like the Kirk slow-speaking ones - and and the Chekov line is brilliant!


"There are always alternatives" Spock

RoTrekkie

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Report this Feb. 17 2012, 5:29 am

yeah that one was hilarious because I can actually picture Walter K or Yelchin saying it.

cowgirlcadet

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Report this Feb. 21 2012, 2:50 pm

I have a better one.


Q: How many Red Shirts does it take to change a lightbulb during a Red Alert?


A: Five. One to change the lightbulb and the rest to get shot covering him.


(I made that up. It used to be four Red Shirts but I changed it to five because somehow five is funnier.)

RoTrekkie

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Report this Mar. 03 2012, 12:12 am

Not bad.

vulcan lady

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Report this Mar. 03 2012, 5:43 pm

 


Here's an oldie Star Trek joke, it's been around forever.  Don't blame me if it's corny, it's really a kid's joke.  (in fact, I think I heard it as a kid):


Question: What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?


Answer:  They both circle URanus looking for "Klingons"


 


DIFTOR HEH SMUSMA!

vulcan lady

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Report this Mar. 03 2012, 5:47 pm

 


Here's another one I heard on "The Nanny":


This is a Jeopardy type question (answer given first):


Answer:  The oldest star circling the galaxy.


Question: Who is William Shatner?








DIFTOR HEH SMUSMA!

Gabriella-Kirk

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Report this Mar. 04 2012, 2:21 pm

Hahahahaha the one about the tribbles reproducing is the best

Roddenberry's Disciple

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Report this Mar. 04 2012, 8:57 pm


"Star Trek" was, is, and will always be "Star Trek" (as in the original series). "The Next Generation" is a spectacular show that I more or less consider equal to the original, and DS9 is pretty good (albeit far overrated by many). The first 8 movies are fine by me too!

Roddenberry's Disciple

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Report this Mar. 04 2012, 8:58 pm

(Imagine the above picture with this caption)


 


"You DARE call ME....NOT CANON!!!"

Roddenberry's Disciple

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Report this Mar. 04 2012, 8:59 pm

Also...pretty much ever fight ever seen in any episode of TOS. 


 

Gabriella-Kirk

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Report this Mar. 05 2012, 11:21 am

Quote: vulcan lady @ Mar. 03 2012, 5:43 pm

>

>Here's an oldie Star Trek joke, it's been around forever.  Don't blame me if it's corny, it's really a kid's joke.  (in fact, I think I heard it as a kid):

>Question: What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

>Answer:  They both circle URanus looking for "Klingons"

>
Hahahaha brilliant  Cant stop laughing

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