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Jim Kirk

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Report this Dec. 07 2011, 2:34 pm

Quote: Caalma @ Dec. 06 2011, 6:33 pm

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>i had a physical the other day.....

>hahahahaaa... heres two that made me ill....

>drop your pants, i have to check for hernia.

>and,

>now i have to check for testicular cancer.

>


 


How about "we will now check your prostate"


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Caalma

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Report this Dec. 07 2011, 2:34 pm

do you smell that?


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Report this Dec. 07 2011, 7:37 pm

"I'm late!"

shika_narks

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Report this Dec. 11 2011, 3:11 am

Quote: Jim Kirk @ Dec. 07 2011, 2:34 pm

Quote: Caalma @ Dec. 06 2011, 6:33 pm

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>

>i had a physical the other day.....

>hahahahaaa... heres two that made me ill....

>drop your pants, i have to check for hernia.

>and,

>now i have to check for testicular cancer.

>

 

How about "we will now check your prostate"


I've had that. It was a bit weird and I felt embarrassed.


Im a boy..

shika_narks

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Report this Dec. 12 2011, 7:38 pm

like?

shika_narks

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Report this Dec. 12 2011, 8:08 pm

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>pride

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pride in having two fingers up my ass?


Im a boy..

shika_narks

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Report this Dec. 13 2011, 3:25 am

not really when it comes to the doctor I like to ask the pharmacist first before I go to the real doc; hate waiting in lines and having to sit there and reading old mags? Besides most doctors like to talk to the patients for whiles so i usually go and come back


I swear most times when I write something on here I look back and think god what a dumbass, what did I do that for?

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