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The End of the WORLD is coming! Again...

Invader_Wishfire

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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 11:54 am

Harold Camping says the “real” rapture day is approaching, with Oct. 21, 2011, now predicted to be the day of judgment, according the radio host and preacher.


Call it Rapture 2011 — Take 2.


Camping, 90, has admitted that his previous prediction of a May 21, 2011 apocalypse was wrong due to an error in calculation.


He had told his followers to prepare for the rapture on that day, when believers would go to heaven and the heathens would be left on Earth to die by horrific natural disasters.


Instead of the apocalypse, some of Camping’s followers had to contend with maxed-out credit cards and massive hotel bills.


Already the jokes are flying on Twitter in anticipation of Camping’s latest end-of-the-world prediction.


“Well I picked the wrong week to start a diet if the world’s ending this Friday *reaches for cake*,” tweeted @EternalLuddite.


“New Bieber album in 2 weeks, Camping’s #rapture prediction is off by 12 days,” wrote @StrongAsMeat.


Camping told a San Francisco Chronicle reporter he was “flabbergasted” when the predicted End Times did not materialize on May 21.


He decided that May 21 was actually “an invisible judgment day” in which a spiritual judgment took place, and the real apocalypse would take place five months later, he said in a radio broadcast.


“We’ve always said May 21 was the day, but we didn’t understand altogether the spiritual meaning,” he said, according to the Associated Press. “May 21 is the day that Christ came and put the world under judgment.”


In June, shortly after revising his prediction, Camping suffered a stroke, and he has since been playing a less prominent role with the Oakland, Calif.-based evangelical Family Radio network.


This is the second time Camping has gotten the apocalypse date wrong. He initially said the end of the world would come in 1994. When the date came and went, he said he made a mathematical error.


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So, the first time, he made a mathematical error. The second time, it's an error in calculation. (Basically the same thing.) So how is it that anyone still actually believes this idiot who obviously failed math?

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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 12:01 pm

will this affect the new twilight movie being released?


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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 12:19 pm

Different day... same (non) results....  


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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 12:25 pm

I call dibs on all the free stuff left over after the Rapture. 

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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 5:53 pm

 


Corwin, we don't know how many people will be left on Earth after the rapture, after Armageddon only the ones in God's favor will survive, and they'll be the ones to clean and repair the Earth..The scarey thing is we don't know when the end will come..

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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 6:02 pm

Quote: wissa @ Oct. 19 2011, 12:01 pm

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>will this affect the new twilight movie being released?

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The release of the new Twilight movie is the coming days of evil.


 


So... October 21. That's tomorrow and I almost managed to forget that it was "coming".


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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 6:41 pm

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>I call dibs on all the free stuff left over after the Rapture. 

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ill fight ya for it....im gonna be the road warrior


Can't we all just get along?!?!?  They'll be a whole world for us to split up...  


PS - I claim the state of Rhode Island.


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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 6:54 pm

Quote: EmpokNorStationManager @ Oct. 19 2011, 6:41 pm

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>PS - I claim the state of Rhode Island.

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Ach-- You're welcome to it.


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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 8:36 pm

if the world were to end tomrrow I lived a good life. You rest can go to *^T^&U something something fuzzy slippers volcano.


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Report this Oct. 19 2011, 8:40 pm

OMG, What's that? over there, i think i see something.... i am so freakin scared right now, help, no really HELP!!! what is that, it is coming clearer, i can almost make it out, what is it? help me... HELP!!!!!


wait a minute, IT'S ONLY THE FREAKIN TV.


***smash*** (TV flies out window)


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Report this Oct. 20 2011, 6:09 am

Quote: Caalma @ Oct. 19 2011, 8:40 pm

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>OMG, What's that? over there, i think i see something.... i am so freakin scared right now, help, no really HELP!!! what is that, it is coming clearer, i can almost make it out, what is it? help me... HELP!!!!!

>wait a minute, IT'S ONLY THE FREAKIN TV.

>***smash*** (TV flies out window)

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"wait now its a tv." - then you realize it's a new HD.


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Report this Oct. 20 2011, 10:17 am

Yes...it's kind of sad that these religious fanatics nor their followers know their Bible well enough.  Jesus plainly told His Disciples...only The Father knoweth the hour.  Jesus did tell His Disciples as explained in Matthew Chapter 24 what events must occur before His Second Return.

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Report this Oct. 20 2011, 4:18 pm

Quote: OtakuJo @ Oct. 19 2011, 6:02 pm

Quote: wissa @ Oct. 19 2011, 12:01 pm

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>will this affect the new twilight movie being released?

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The release of the new Twilight movie is the coming days of evil.

 

So... October 21. That's tomorrow and I almost managed to forget that it was "coming".


 


don't be a hater


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Report this Oct. 20 2011, 4:53 pm

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>I think the author of the thread is confusing the rapture with the Zombie Apocalypse

>Wikipedia explains it all

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How am I confusing anything? I'm only postin a news article.


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Report this Oct. 20 2011, 5:30 pm

Quote: wissa @ Oct. 20 2011, 4:18 pm

Quote: OtakuJo @ Oct. 19 2011, 6:02 pm

Quote: wissa @ Oct. 19 2011, 12:01 pm

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>will this affect the new twilight movie being released?

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The release of the new Twilight movie is the coming days of evil.

 

So... October 21. That's tomorrow and I almost managed to forget that it was "coming".

 

don't be a hater


hehe. I'm not actually -- Never read Twilight and so can't judge it. It's just that, having been offered an irresistable opening for a gag, I couldn't not take it.


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