Star Trek You know you're a big Star Trek fan when...

You know you're a big Star Trek fan when...

Admiral79

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Report this Aug. 29 2011, 2:00 pm

We also have this discussion going on right now at Starbase75.com

Really funny stuff!

- You say "engage" while driving
- You utter profanities in Klingon
- You have an alarm that says "red alert"
- You stop to think about omnipotence when you see the letter "Q"
- Your license plate is NCC1701 or some similar variation
- You make the Vulcan salute too much
- You consider the microwave to be a replicator
- You have an incessant need to tuck in your shirt
- You refer to a subordinate as "Number one"
- You talk to your computer
- You maintain a personal log and keep track of Stardates

- Your I-Pad is a 'tricorder', your big-screen T.V. is the 'viewscreen', your car is the 'shuttlecraft', and your wife is 'number one'.

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Gabriella-Kirk

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Report this Aug. 30 2011, 8:45 am

"you have an incessant need to tuck in your shirt"

LOL hehehe thats the funniest one

bravesfan1

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Report this Aug. 30 2011, 10:52 pm

when your cell phone ringtone for a text message says...

Urgent Message coming in from starfleet on a secured channel

yes, thats what my cell says when i get a text message

marksselley

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Report this Sep. 01 2011, 3:10 pm

............you flip open your cell and say "kirk to enterprise"

..........you are told how something can be corrected and you say "make it so"

Admiral Avocado

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Report this Sep. 01 2011, 6:43 pm

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OtakuJo

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Report this Sep. 01 2011, 11:01 pm

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>You can do the Vulcan salute with your left hand

Where does that leave us lefties?

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Actually, I'd be inclined to say:

"You know you're a big Star Trek fan when you see a title on the internet reading, 'You know you're a big Star Trek fan when...', and you actually click on it. Even more when you do, in fact, respond."

Have you ever danced with a Tribble in the pale moonlight?

seaconfused

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Report this Sep. 01 2011, 11:15 pm

Quote: bravesfan1 @ Aug. 30 2011, 10:52 pm

>when your cell phone ringtone for a text message says...

>Urgent Message coming in from starfleet on a secured channel

>yes, thats what my cell says when i get a text message

Mine too!!!

«So, I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing: A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.» B.L. Sisko