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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Ayko

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Report this Aug. 02 2011, 1:52 pm

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: James T. Kirk:  To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Scott:  'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly.
   Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim!! I'm a doctor not an farmer!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Computer: Insufficient information.

Deep Space Steve14

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Report this Aug. 05 2011, 2:46 am

I got one I thought of:


If the Bajorans believe in the "Way of the Prophets" then what do the Ferengi believe in?


"The Way of the Profits!"


LUL, yeah its funny first time but my joke will wear thin soon!


 



Oooooo sorry, was this just a Chicken cross the road thing, I thought it was general ST jokes, soz!


Everyday is a good day to be a Trekkie!

pulaskifan5

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Report this Aug. 05 2011, 5:24 pm

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: Dr. Pulaski - "To get away from the Rooster." 


"You are only a machine."

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