Star Trek

There should not be any confusion among the herd of mirror universe proletariat.  Clicking into this thread takes you through a portal into what you weak copies might call the “dark mirror” universe.  Here in the mirror-verse, no member can tell if an avatar is you or your mirror counterpart.  In the wimpy universe, there may be trolls, but in this universe there is only the strong and their steps to the top.  Here every captain chooses his woman, they ALWAYS liberally share their mid-riff, and no one can be trusted.

I have secured victory as your captain, so enlist in my legions as I rise to emperor of Mirror ST.com!  I swear to be firm and brutal, just as you would expect from a leader of legendary proportions.
 
Enlist with MR!
Because, hey, it’s better to burn in hell than to fade away!

Why Enlist with Mirror MR?  Not just because you value your life, but because you, the members of mirror ST.com, deserve firm leadership, someone who allows no decent, who will take Star Trek to “the Man” at mirror CBS and demand more Trek programming and products.  Sure the current mirror admins are strong and skilled at putting down rebellion, but I swear to have greater vision and narcissism of the magnitude Dr Sheldon Cooper would respect.

All who enlist will be allowed access to my stockpiles of vanilla pudding! Mmmmm, Mmmmm.  They will also be wanted by whichever ladies they desire.  But I’m a progressive “Mirror” kind of guy.  I realize women like Empress Hoshi have proven women can be just as ruthless as the men and I swear man slaves to them as well.  To all who enlist, your cravings will be yours!
It is time to expand the reach of the mirror st.com empire, so join me as we suppress all other science fiction and put star trek firmly atop all other entertainment media!

Come bad guys, let’s fight for star trek!

I for one welcome our mirrorverse-overlord to power!!!!! *salute*

Welcome to the cause, brother. Glory and vanilla pudding to you!

You look pretty hot in your mirror beard.

I swear my allegiance to you MR!

I will be your strong right arm and steel fist. 

As Security Chief, I will ensure that those who chose destruction receive it with speed and without mercy. 

Beware dual account cowards and lackadaisical administrators. 

None shall stand in the way of complete dominance!

Choose MR, or prepare for the agony booth. 

I want to make clear to those who would ever dare to assault my position that my operatives would avenge my demise, and some of them are Vulcans. 

I'm having a technical problem with this specific thread.
Some strange bug that won't even let me read it. The POST
a REPLY button - to my shock - actually showed and works!
But after I click ENTER, who knows what'll happen ... Alright.

Let's see what this does.

Technical problems are likely the work of malcontents who dare to dream of controlling the Empire for themselves. They will be dealt with.

TEST.

For some reason this page isnt loading properly and I cant see any of the posts, so seeing if posting myself works...

Nope, cant see my posts either.

Sigh, and the report function doesnt work either so I cant even ask the admin for help. I wont be able to see what you guys say, but any ideas? Could someone poke an admin on my behalf? Cheers.