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Star Trek Pick up lines.

AlesixxSkylor

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Report this Apr. 30 2011, 12:58 pm

Tell me your best



I hope you're a virgin, baby, 'cause I'm in the mood to boldly go where no man has gone before.



lligevets

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Report this May. 01 2011, 12:13 pm

Wow—I would hope no women or girl would fall for that one?


                            How bout this one


 


Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.

wissa

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Report this May. 01 2011, 1:26 pm

are those photon torpedos?  or are you just happy to see me?


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AlesixxSkylor

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Report this May. 02 2011, 8:17 am

Quote: lligevets @ May. 01 2011, 12:13 pm

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class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">Wow—I would hope no women or girl would fall for that one?

class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">                            How bout this one

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class="style25" style="margin: auto 0in;">Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.

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Your eyes are set to stun, but your looks are set to kill.


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Report this May. 02 2011, 10:46 am

Quote: AlesixxSkylor @ Apr. 30 2011, 12:58 pm

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>Tell me your best

> class="MsoNormal">I hope you're a virgin, baby, 'cause I'm in the mood to boldly go where no man has gone before.

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AlesixxSkylor, your face sends me into PON FARR.

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Report this May. 02 2011, 11:44 am

you want me to show you my torpedo, cuz it's on lock and load???

guillermo.mejía

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Report this May. 02 2011, 12:07 pm

"Ever been to a Betazoid wedding? I here it's beautiful."


"Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon." - Scotty, The Miracle Worker since 2265.

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Report this May. 02 2011, 12:52 pm

How about, let go of my sword.

AlesixxSkylor

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Report this May. 02 2011, 7:47 pm

Quote: DammitJim6200 @ May. 02 2011, 10:46 am

Quote: AlesixxSkylor @ Apr. 30 2011, 12:58 pm

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>Tell me your best

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class="MsoNormal">I hope you're a virgin, baby, 'cause I'm in the mood to boldly go where no man has gone before.

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AlesixxSkylor, your face sends me into PON FARR.


Oh my. So far you're my favorite. 


lligevets

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Report this May. 03 2011, 4:04 am

IF I had star every time you brighten my day I’d be holding a galaxy.

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Report this May. 03 2011, 10:30 am

I love the idea for this thread. It reminded me of the following quote from The Dauphin (TNG):



Wesley Crusher: [to Riker] What should I say? How do I act? What do I do? 
Commander William T. Riker: Guinan, I need your help. Could you step over here a minute? 
Guinan: Sounds simple enough. 
Commander William T. Riker: [to Wesley] Now, first words out of your mouth are the most important. You may want to start with something like this. 
[to Guinan
Commander William T. Riker: You are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy... 
[to Wesley
Commander William T. Riker: But that might not work. 
Guinan: Yes! Yes, it would. 
Commander William T. Riker: [to Guinan] You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that. 
Guinan: But you were afraid. 
Commander William T. Riker: Yes. 
Guinan: Of me? 
Commander William T. Riker: Of us. Of what we might become... 
[Wesley tries to interrupt
Commander William T. Riker: ... or that you might think that was a line. 
Guinan: Maybe I do think it's a line. 
Commander William T. Riker: Then you think I'm not sincere. 
Guinan: I didn't say that. There's nothing wrong with a line. It's like a knock at the door. 
Commander William T. Riker: Then you're inviting me in. 
Guinan: I'm not sending you away. 
Commander William T. Riker: That's more than I expected. 
Guinan: Is it as much as you hoped? 
Commander William T. Riker: To hope is to recognize the possibility; I had only dreams. 
Guinan: Dreams can be dangerous. 
Commander William T. Riker: Not these dreams. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night. 
Guinan: Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me. 
Commander William T. Riker: Then I'll learn how to fly. You are the heart in my day and the soul in my night. 
Wesley Crusher: [interrupting] I don't think this is my style. 
Guinan: Shut up, kid! 
[to Riker, saucily
Guinan: Tell me more about my eyes. 



I always think of that, when I think of cheesey pick-up lines. I have to say, I like Worf's approach a little better than Riker's:


[Worf gives Wesley advice on romance from a Klingon perspective
Wesley Crusher: Are you telling me to go yell at Salia? 
Lieutenant Worf: No. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects... and claw at you. 
Wesley Crusher: What does the man do? 
Lieutenant Worf: [dreamily] He reads love poetry... 
Lieutenant Worf: [back to his serious self] He ducks a lot. 


Wesley Crusher: I think I need to try something a little less... dangerous. 
Lieutenant Worf: Go to her door. Beg like a human. 


Klingon wisdom, baby. Klingon Wisdom. 


"The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!" - Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, "The First Duty"

AlesixxSkylor

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Report this May. 04 2011, 8:18 am

Quote: nbagwell @ May. 03 2011, 10:30 am

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>I love the idea for this thread. It reminded me of the following quote from The Dauphin (TNG):

>Wesley Crusher: [to Riker] What should I say? How do I act? What do I do? 
Commander William T. Riker: Guinan, I need your help. Could you step over here a minute? 
Guinan: Sounds simple enough. 
Commander William T. Riker: [to Wesley] Now, first words out of your mouth are the most important. You may want to start with something like this. 
[to Guinan
Commander William T. Riker: You are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy... 
[to Wesley
Commander William T. Riker: But that might not work. 
Guinan: Yes! Yes, it would. 
Commander William T. Riker: [to Guinan] You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that. 
Guinan: But you were afraid. 
Commander William T. Riker: Yes. 
Guinan: Of me? 
Commander William T. Riker: Of us. Of what we might become... 
[Wesley tries to interrupt
Commander William T. Riker: ... or that you might think that was a line. 
Guinan: Maybe I do think it's a line. 
Commander William T. Riker: Then you think I'm not sincere. 
Guinan: I didn't say that. There's nothing wrong with a line. It's like a knock at the door. 
Commander William T. Riker: Then you're inviting me in. 
Guinan: I'm not sending you away. 
Commander William T. Riker: That's more than I expected. 
Guinan: Is it as much as you hoped? 
Commander William T. Riker: To hope is to recognize the possibility; I had only dreams. 
Guinan: Dreams can be dangerous. 
Commander William T. Riker: Not these dreams. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night. 
Guinan: Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me. 
Commander William T. Riker: Then I'll learn how to fly. You are the heart in my day and the soul in my night. 
Wesley Crusher: [interrupting] I don't think this is my style. 
Guinan: Shut up, kid! 
[to Riker, saucily
Guinan: Tell me more about my eyes. 

>I always think of that, when I think of cheesey pick-up lines. I have to say, I like Worf's approach a little better than Riker's:

>[Worf gives Wesley advice on romance from a Klingon perspective
Wesley Crusher: Are you telling me to go yell at Salia? 
Lieutenant Worf: No. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects... and claw at you. 
Wesley Crusher: What does the man do? 
Lieutenant Worf: [dreamily] He reads love poetry... 
Lieutenant Worf: [back to his serious self] He ducks a lot. 

>Wesley Crusher: I think I need to try something a little less... dangerous. 
Lieutenant Worf: Go to her door. Beg like a human. 

>Klingon wisdom, baby. Klingon Wisdom. 

>


I really like these.


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