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dessybug99

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 10:49 am

i think that spock is the best. you have to admit a vulcan cant be beat.

Treknoir

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 10:56 am

April Fools?!

http://www.startrek.com/boards-topic/33346952/stuff-that-invalves-vulcans

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Matthias Russell

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 11:27 am

I still am unaware that Vulcans have valves!?!

Matthias Russell

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 11:28 am

Am I voting for which is the better question?

AtoZ2

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 11:52 am

Quote: Matthias Russell @ Apr. 01 2011, 11:27 am

>I still am unaware that Vulcans have valves!?!

We went over this the last time the word invalves was involved and discovered Vulcan's evolved from bivalves...who knew...but the question remains do Bivalve Vulcans wear bifocals?

And if so do they order the frames online or at local Federation Trading Post?

"Thank Pitch Forks and Pointed Ears"

Treknoir

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 11:54 am

Quote: Matthias Russell @ Apr. 01 2011, 11:27 am

>I still am unaware that Vulcans have valves!?!

Maybe she means heart valves? The use of "invalve" could mean two different things. Does she mean inside the Vulcan's valves or a Vulcan without valves? Perhaps she would like to discuss the innerworkings of a Vulcan's heart. Or perhaps she is a demented creature who wants to discuss ways to stop proper blood flow in order to kill the innocent Vulcan. Do you think a Vulcan's heart can be removed and he or she will keep on going like in Spock's Brain?

We need ANSWERS!

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Treknoir

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 11:58 am

Quote: AtoZ2 @ Apr. 01 2011, 11:52 am

Quote: Matthias Russell @ Apr. 01 2011, 11:27 am

>I still am unaware that Vulcans have valves!?!

We went over this the last time the word invalves was involved and discovered Vulcan's evolved from bivalves...who knew...but the question remains do Bivalve Vulcans wear bifocals?

And if so do they order the frames online or at local Federation Trading Post?

So at one time Vulcans were . . .wait for it. . .happy as clams?

It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want. - Spock

Matthias Russell

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 12:15 pm

Are those clams or mussels? I would think women would be happier with oysters, cause then they get pearls!

That makes me wonder, would Vulcans like ZZ Top?

AtoZ2

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 12:22 pm

Quote: Matthias Russell @ Apr. 01 2011, 12:15 pm

>Are those clams or mussels? I would think women would be happier with oysters, cause then they get pearls! That makes me wonder, would Vulcans like ZZ Top?

Those look like Little Neck Clams steamed with a twist of lemon.

Mussels generally are more enlongated and black/blueish in color.

oysters are enlogated, flat with a almost twisted bumpy shell

(OK, some one tell me how to post pictures again!!!)

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Treknoir

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 12:27 pm

Quote: Matthias Russell @ Apr. 01 2011, 12:15 pm

>Are those clams or mussels? I would think women would be happier with oysters, cause then they get pearls! That makes me wonder, would Vulcans like ZZ Top?

Wait a minute, are you trying to be lewd?

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Matthias Russell

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 2:56 pm

Are Vulcans ever lewd?

Treknoir

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 3:15 pm

Quote: Matthias Russell @ Apr. 01 2011, 2:56 pm

>Are Vulcans ever lewd?

Hmmm. I'm a go with yes. They swing blades for tail rights. Obnoxiously lewd, no. Logically lewd, probably.

Male Vulcan to Female Vulcan: I find your attire . . .fascinating. (with raised eyebrow)

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 7:40 pm

Quote: Treknoir @ Apr. 01 2011, 10:56 am

>April Fools?!

>http://www.startrek.com/boards-topic/33346952/stuff-that-invalves-vulcans

Maybe a delayed repost?

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Report this Apr. 01 2011, 7:43 pm

Quote: Treknoir @ Apr. 01 2011, 11:58 am

Quote: AtoZ2 @ Apr. 01 2011, 11:52 am

Quote: Matthias Russell @ Apr. 01 2011, 11:27 am

>I still am unaware that Vulcans have valves!?!

We went over this the last time the word invalves was involved and discovered Vulcan's evolved from bivalves...who knew...but the question remains do Bivalve Vulcans wear bifocals?

And if so do they order the frames online or at local Federation Trading Post?

So at one time Vulcans were . . .wait for it. . .happy as clams?

Those calms don't look too happy...tasteful yes, happy no....

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Treknoir

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Report this Apr. 02 2011, 12:38 pm

Quote: AtoZ2 @ Apr. 01 2011, 7:43 pm

Quote: Treknoir @ Apr. 01 2011, 11:58 am

Quote: AtoZ2 @ Apr. 01 2011, 11:52 am

So at one time Vulcans were . . .wait for it. . .happy as clams?