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Good/Funny VOY Quotes

CaptainMauin

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Report this Mar. 28 2011, 9:16 pm

From Projections:


The Doctor: You're injured.
Neelix: (looks at the red substance on his shoulder) Aaaah! Aah! Oh! What's wrong? Is it serious?
The Doctor: Don't panic, Mr Neelix. It looks superficial.
Neelix: Am I going to die?
The Doctor: (inspects the substance) Not unless you're allergic to tomatoes. That isn't blood. It's some kind of sauce.
Neelix: (tastes the sauce) Nondoran tomato paste. Ooh, that'll leave a nasty stain.


Neelix: (after defeating a Kazon in the kitchen) No-one gets the best of me in my kitchen!


(the apparent holodeck malfunctions cause the Doctor to have real sensations)
The Doctor: I think I'm hungry... I'm not sure what for, but I'm definitely hungry. This is impossible!


Commander Chakotay: None of this is real.
The Doctor: So I've been told.


The Doctor: Did I program Mr. Paris to be so annoying?


The Doctor: Computer, delete Paris.


The Doctor: (studying Dr. Lewis Zimmerman's personal file) He looks a lot like me. In fact, he looks exactly like me. Computer, is this me?
Voyager Computer: Affirmative.


Lt. Reginald 'Reg' Barclay III: Lewis, how would you rather think of yourself? As a real person, with a real life, with a family that loves you? Or as some... hologram, that exists in a sickbay, on a starship, lost in deep space?


Commander Chakotay: It doesn't matter what you're made of. What matters is who you are. You're our friend; and we want you back.


Lt. Reginald 'Reg' Barclay III: Don't panic!


The Doctor: (about the bridge) Well... It's bigger than I thought.


Lieutenant Tuvok: Except for the computer problems, it has been an uneventful day.


The Doctor: And Kes is my assistant, not my wife?


The Doctor: And Kes is my assistant, not my wife?
Commander Chakotay: Your wife?
The Doctor: Never mind.


The Doctor: I am curious about one thing.
Kes: What's that?
The Doctor: The radiation surge caused my program to malfunction, and my codes and circuits began to degrade. And yet, instead of detecting that threat to my program, I experienced an elaborate delusion concerning the nature of my existence: human or hologram, person... or projection. Why? Why would my program focus on such an esoteric dilemma?
Kes: Well... I sometimes ask those kind of questions. Who am I? What am I doing here? What's my purpose in life? Doesn't everybody?
The Doctor: Not me. I know exactly who I am and what my purpose is: I am the Emergency Medical Hologram aboard the starship Voyager.
Kes: (smiling mysteriously) Are you sure about that?


 


 


Goodbye. I am gone.

parisandtorres

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Report this Mar. 31 2011, 3:57 pm

Love it all!!


parisandtorres

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Report this Mar. 31 2011, 4:05 pm

Here's one from "Renaissance Man,"


As Paris appears in Engineering holding a platter, the Doctor, apearring as Torres, is stunned...


Doctor/'Torres': "Lieutenant."
Paris: "Oh, are we calling each other by our rank now?"
Doctor/'Torres': "Er, you startled me."
Paris: "Oh, sorry. Well, I thought since you didn't have time for lunch under the stars maybe you'd settle for the glow of the warp core."
Doctor/'Torres': "How thoughtful, but I'm not hungry."
Paris: "Well, I'm sure the baby is famished." 


He lifts the cover to reveal a plateful of breaded/batter-covered chicken pieces.
Doctor/'Torres', lapsing into Doctor mode: "A pregnant woman shouldn't eat this kind of food! Do you want to give me an arterial occlusion?!"


Paris: "Huh! One drumstick isn't going to kill you. Besides, I won't tell the Doctor if you won't."


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