Star Trek

My fave is....

"I want all the data you've gathered about me and Tom!" --Torres

"I haven't completed the study." --Seven

"Then study this: Borg provokes Klingon, Klingon breaks Borg nose." -- Torres

(Someone to Watch Over Me)

"there is no one on deck 9 section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations"

"tuvok I understand

you are a Vulcan man.

You have just gone without

for 7 years about.

Paris please find a way,

to load a hyposray.

I will give you the sign

just aim for his behind"

HaHa!!!  Now Im going to be singing that all day.  Love that quote!!!!!

Paris: "BLT?"
Torres: "Bacon, lettuce and tomato. It was a nickname."
Kim is grinning broadly.
Paris: "A nickname?"
Torres: "My initials."   

Paris: "Oh, how romantic."
Torres looks at Kim then back at Paris: "We broke up over ten years ago. No need to go to red alert.

"Paris: "How about yellow alert?"
Torres: "You're cute when you're jealous."
Paris: "Who's jealous?"
Torres: "See you on the Equinox."
She leaves.
Paris: "Who's jealous?!"

Kim, smiling hugely: "Well, Turkey Platter, what d'you say we go to work?"

LOVE IT!!!

here's another one!!

Janeway (about unconscious Paris): "Can you wake him?"
Doctor: "I believe so. WAKE UP, LIEUTENANT!!"

Nice one!  How about This.

Waking Moments:

Neelix Pours Paris a cup of Coffie. Paris takes a sip and spits it back into his cup--

Paris: "Neelix, did you have a rough night or something?"
Neelix: "Why do you ask?"
Paris: "Because you've just poured me a steaming cup of cooking oil."

Paris: "We could set up a bicycle in the mess hall, attach a generator, pedal home."
Janeway: "Why didn't I think of that?"

I have a 20 page word document and a site that has some of my favorite Voyager quotes on it...

http://www.neopets.com/~Tribbleations

I have no idea if that worked or not. That site will not allow some of the better quotes, so here are a few:

Captain Kathryn Janeway: Good work, Commander. In the future, if I have any questions about mating behavior, I'll know where to go.

Neelix: (while fighting with Tom Paris) I'll kill you!
Tom Paris: It's too late! I'm betting your hair-pasta already did the trick!

(Paris and Janeway have mutated into amphibian-like life-forms, which have mated and produced offspring)
Chakotay: I don't know how I'm gonna enter *this* into the log.
Tuvok: I look forward to reading it.

Lt. Tom Paris: When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get worried.

The list goes on and on... Voyager had some of the funniest lines in the entire franchise.

Good Ones!!!  How about these...

"Dimissed.  That's Starfleet for get out" -- Janeway (The Cloud)

Commander Chakotay was just showing me how to get in contact with my animal guide" -- Janeway

"I hope you have better luck with yours than I had with mine" -- B'Elanna

"B'Elanna is the only person I know who tried to kill her animal guide" -- Chakotay (The Cloud)

Or this one....

Lieutenant Tom Paris: (to a shrunk Doctor) You know, I like you better this way.

I liked it in "The Omega Directive" what Chakotay said to Harry: (it's on my signature) "When in the Collective, adapt."

I just love that. It's funny on so many levels.

I Like it to!!

In the episode 11:59

Neelix says to Seven about her having a child one day

"Maybe one day you would like to have a little 7of9 point 5 running around, hehehe or not, or not.