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Good/Funny VOY Quotes

parisandtorres

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 10:28 am

My fave is....


"I want all the data you've gathered about me and Tom!" --Torres


"I haven't completed the study." --Seven


"Then study this: Borg provokes Klingon, Klingon breaks Borg nose." -- Torres


(Someone to Watch Over Me)


willowtree

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 10:33 am

"there is no one on deck 9 section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations"

willowtree

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 10:34 am

"tuvok I understand


you are a Vulcan man.


You have just gone without


for 7 years about.


Paris please find a way,


to load a hyposray.


I will give you the sign


just aim for his behind"

parisandtorres

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 11:44 am

HaHa!!!  Now Im going to be singing that all day.  Love that quote!!!!!


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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 11:49 am

Paris: "BLT?"
Torres: "Bacon, lettuce and tomato. It was a nickname."
Kim is grinning broadly.
Paris: "A nickname?"
Torres: "My initials."   






Paris: "Oh, how romantic."
Torres looks at Kim then back at Paris: "We broke up over ten years ago. No need to go to red alert.


"Paris: "How about yellow alert?"
Torres: "You're cute when you're jealous."
Paris: "Who's jealous?"
Torres: "See you on the Equinox."
She leaves.
Paris: "Who's jealous?!"


Kim, smiling hugely: "Well, Turkey Platter, what d'you say we go to work?"



 






                                                                             


parisandtorres

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 11:51 am

LOVE IT!!!


nuts4data

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 12:02 pm

here's another one!!


Janeway (about unconscious Paris): "Can you wake him?"
Doctor: "I believe so. WAKE UP, LIEUTENANT!!"

parisandtorres

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 12:06 pm

Nice one!  How about This.


Waking Moments:


Neelix Pours Paris a cup of Coffie. Paris takes a sip and spits it back into his cup--


Paris: "Neelix, did you have a rough night or something?"
Neelix: "Why do you ask?"
Paris: "Because you've just poured me a steaming cup of cooking oil."


parisandtorres

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 12:08 pm

Paris: "We could set up a bicycle in the mess hall, attach a generator, pedal home."
Janeway: "Why didn't I think of that?"


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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 2:55 pm

I have a 20 page word document and a site that has some of my favorite Voyager quotes on it...


http://www.neopets.com/~Tribbleations


I have no idea if that worked or not. That site will not allow some of the better quotes, so here are a few:



Captain Kathryn Janeway: Good work, Commander. In the future, if I have any questions about mating behavior, I'll know where to go.



Neelix: (while fighting with Tom Paris) I'll kill you!
Tom Paris: It's too late! I'm betting your hair-pasta already did the trick!



(Paris and Janeway have mutated into amphibian-like life-forms, which have mated and produced offspring)
Chakotay: I don't know how I'm gonna enter *this* into the log.
Tuvok: I look forward to reading it.



Lt. Tom Paris: When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get worried.



The list goes on and on... Voyager had some of the funniest lines in the entire franchise.


 


Goodbye. I am gone.

parisandtorres

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 4:36 pm

Good Ones!!!  How about these...


 


"Dimissed.  That's Starfleet for get out" -- Janeway (The Cloud)


 


Commander Chakotay was just showing me how to get in contact with my animal guide" -- Janeway


"I hope you have better luck with yours than I had with mine" -- B'Elanna


"B'Elanna is the only person I know who tried to kill her animal guide" -- Chakotay (The Cloud)


parisandtorres

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 4:39 pm

Or this one....


Lieutenant Tom Paris: (to a shrunk Doctor) You know, I like you better this way.



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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 4:47 pm

I liked it in "The Omega Directive" what Chakotay said to Harry: (it's on my signature) "When in the Collective, adapt."


I just love that. It's funny on so many levels.


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parisandtorres

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Report this Feb. 24 2011, 5:53 pm

I Like it to!!


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Report this Mar. 02 2011, 7:17 pm

In the episode 11:59


Neelix says to Seven about her having a child one day


"Maybe one day you would like to have a little 7of9 point 5 running around, hehehe or not, or not.


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