Star Trek

j/k

*Makes the coffee and pours a cup*

Is it ever going to stop snowing this winter?

dratted double post....Speaking of marriage...time for a joke...to make use of this dratted double post mistake......Hmm..OK...got one! DNesh leans over the bar with a gentle ribbing toward Hedo on the future of marriage.....

A  man  wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.  The doctor 

comes in and  says, "Ah, I see you've  regained consciousness. Now you
probably won't   remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.  
You're going to be  ok, you'll walk again and  everything, but your penis
was severed in the   accident and we couldn't find it."

The man  groans, but the doctor goes  on, "You have $9000 in  insurance
compensation coming and we now have the   technology to build a new
penis. They work great but  they don't come cheap.  It's roughly $1000 an
 inch."

The man perks up. "So," the doctor  says,  "You must decide how many
inches you want.  But I understand that you have  been married for over  
thirty years and this is something you should  discuss  with your wife.

If you had a five  incher before and get a nine incher now  she might be  
a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you  decide  to only
invest in a five incher now, she  might be disappointed. It's  important
that she  plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The  man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor  comes back the
next  day, "So, have you spoken  with your wife?"

"Yes I  have," says the  man.
"And has she  helped you make a decision?"  
"Yes" says the man.
"What is  your  decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting  granite  countertops."

DNesh serves up a cup of her best liquid libations hoping this will satisfy the soul of Bite Me as The Doo Drop Inn at The Brig does need repeat customers....