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Would You Marry Data?

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PianoWizzy

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Report this Dec. 31 2010, 1:06 pm

^Good point, that's another appeal: He'd never complain about all the chores and work we'd give him.

~PianoWizzy - Self-proclaimed Trekker. Adores intelligent males and shiny starships. Comedian, artist, pianist, science enthusiast. Beware.

merrypranxter

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Report this Jan. 01 2011, 4:04 pm

Data might be a fun distraction on a cold night... but i wouldn't want to date him or marry him.  I need my husband to LOVE me back. Not pretend, not an act just to please me... it's being loved & adored by the man that I love and adore that does it for me in the long run.  As far as sex & dating goes, i would consider Data little more than a (very) glorified talking dildo.  


 


("Who is your daddy?  WHO IS your daddy!" hehe...)


'IwlIj jachjaj

2takesfrakes

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Report this Jan. 01 2011, 9:12 pm

Finally! The Voice of Reason!


merrypranxter, what a Grand Pursuit you must be!


konarciq

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Report this Jan. 03 2011, 8:22 am

Quote: 2takesfrakes @ Jan. 01 2011, 9:12 pm

Finally! The Voice of Reason!



Or do you mean: finally a normal woman? LOL

If there is nothing wrong with me, then maybe there´s something wrong with the universe? -Dr. Crusher

2takesfrakes

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Report this Jan. 03 2011, 10:02 am

My Kingdom for a Normal Woman
on this god damned machine!!!

What bothers me REALLY is that
guys have responded to this poll,
skewing the results! The actual
comments by wymin on these boards
compensate, some. In fact, I lost
a couple nights' sleep, there, when
I started reading some of them ...

konarciq

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Report this Jan. 03 2011, 12:36 pm

Perhaps it´s time for a shuttle service between Mars and Venus ;-) And vice versa, for I can assure you that your questions and reactions are as puzzling for me as my/our comments are to you!

Btw, is it really necessary to swear like that? Personally, I find such language rather disturbing. Perhaps you could use Star trek swearwords, like "by Jupiter"? I know there are more versions around; don´t recall them right now.

If there is nothing wrong with me, then maybe there´s something wrong with the universe? -Dr. Crusher

2takesfrakes

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Report this Jan. 03 2011, 3:46 pm

Ehhhhhh ...
"By Jupiter," konarciq ...
Wymin are from Venus. It's
MEN who are from Earth!

tahmtahm

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Report this Jan. 03 2011, 4:58 pm

Why are the guys answering your question?
Mmmm . . . Me thinks there is a problem.

merrypranxter

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Report this Jan. 03 2011, 5:08 pm

nah. I imagine Data would nave no problem swinging both ways. Fun for the whole crew.


'IwlIj jachjaj

Unununium*

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Report this Jan. 03 2011, 8:50 pm

Quote: merrypranxter @ Jan. 03 2011, 5:08 pm

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>nah. I imagine Data would nave no problem swinging both ways. Fun for the whole crew.

>
Haha! No, I would not marry Data. I would perhaps sleep with him if I was drunk, but the line must be drawn there. No further!


*Might contain traces of Qwerty.

2takesfrakes

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Report this Jan. 04 2011, 7:03 am

I'm sorry ... but I just can't see it.
Having to tell my ex, "you're not serious?
You were with 2takesfrakes, baby - and THIS
is how you TOP that? Better watch out Data,
that she doesn't leave you for Johnny5!".
Nope. Nope-nope. Only in the movies.

merrypranxter

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Report this Jan. 04 2011, 7:41 pm

every time i come back to this thread Voltaire's "Sexy Data Tango" gets stuck in my head for another 8 or 9 hours...


'IwlIj jachjaj

2takesfrakes

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Report this Jan. 04 2011, 8:03 pm

And every time I see that avatar,
Rob Zombie's "Foxy, Foxy" gets stuck
in my head for hours and hours ...

tahmtahm

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Report this Jan. 04 2011, 8:20 pm

If we women did marry Data, what would we truely benefit?
Would he become controlling of our lives? Would he care if we were good friends with Riker, Geordi, Worf, Picard, etc. . ? Or would he plan wonderful things to do after a long days work on the good old Enterprise?
Just asking.

KLINGONDOG

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Report this Jan. 04 2011, 8:29 pm

It be be cool if he talks to much during your favorite show, just hit the off switch.

bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'.

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