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Would You Marry Data?

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PianoWizzy

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Report this Dec. 28 2010, 2:39 pm

....Yeah not a Star Wars fan.

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2takesfrakes

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Report this Dec. 28 2010, 5:36 pm

Ladies,


I've been letting it slide, until now.
But you can call me "Mister Frakes"


... if you're nasty.


Warmest Regards,
2takesfrakes


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Report this Dec. 28 2010, 7:16 pm

2takes, as Minister of Defense of Androids etc, I must point out that women who side their loyalties with Data have little chance of changing their minds... as handsome and manly and-so-on-and-so-forth as our dearest Riker may be.

But honestly... it is like asking a woman to prefer a diamond ring to a diamond necklace. Sure, the ring has a lot going for it, but the necklace has so much more.

2takesfrakes

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Report this Dec. 29 2010, 4:22 am

Ah! Thank you, Roboto.
I've only ever issued
a "Pearl Necklace" to
a lady myself, however.

konarciq

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Report this Dec. 29 2010, 5:07 am

Quote: 2takesfrakes @ Dec. 28 2010, 9:21 am

>

>Ladies YOUR participation here, means
so much. And I must say, what I've
read so far is puzzling ...

>As to my jealousy "of Data's success" with
wymin ... he's only had 1 "girlfriend,"
whose name I forget. A 1-Night-Stand with
Yar. And a - presumed - sexual encounter
with The Borg Queen. That's 3 wymin, as I
count them - and none in rapid succession!

>Nope. Not jealous. Genuine concern, konarciq.
ServalanFan's answer is the most rational, while
SurfsUp's response has left me completely boggled.
Can Data give you girls MAN-SEED?!! ... CAN he?!!
You overrate his "gifts," trust me, when I say that.

>


I meant Data´s success with us :-D I´m sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Frakes, but it´s most of all Riker´s attitude as a ladies´ man (and not a very loyal one) that I very much dislike in him. At least that´s something I don´t see Data capable of.


As for what Mommy and Daddy would think in case I´d bring home a very humanlike robot like Data as my intended - LOL read your history, my boy. For centuries and centuries on end, sons and daughters have married the "wrong" people according to their parents. Did they let their parents´ concerns stop them? Some might have, yes. But in these days, where personal freedom of choice has been elevated to almost a religion, I imagine they´d be worried, yes, but I don´t think many ladies would let themselves be stopped from marrying Data just because of their parents´ concern.


If there is nothing wrong with me, then maybe there´s something wrong with the universe? -Dr. Crusher

PianoWizzy

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Report this Dec. 29 2010, 7:17 am

As for that point, in the above post, I must concur. What century are you living in, sir? Yes, you, 2takes. Because my parents cannot decide everything for me, especially since I share very little in common with them.

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2takesfrakes

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Report this Dec. 29 2010, 9:05 am

Ladies, perhaps my introducing
the potential of Family Judgement
was in error. But that doesn't justify
taking an alarmist's position!

In fact, I find modern day women's
physical relationships with mechanized
devices to be very ... stimulating.


And, I'll admit, I do find it surprising
that so many wymin on this site would
prefer Data to a real, live, human man.

You ladies bring such pleasure. You give
life! Where have we human males failed to
show our appreciation of you, in that light?
Please ... come back to us. Come BACK to us ...


2takesfrakes

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Report this Dec. 30 2010, 4:04 pm

... Message Received!


With Data, there can be none of
the subtlety, or flare needed for
satisfying love-making. The rest
of you ladies, I hope, are paying
attention and taking notes, here.


PianoWizzy

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Report this Dec. 30 2010, 5:02 pm

Why should I? a) I have a boyfriend, b) I have morals, and c) he's fictional.  And with that last point, he's as skilled or unskilled, pre-programmed or unpredictable as we wish.


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2takesfrakes

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Report this Dec. 30 2010, 8:08 pm

Why should you, indeed! Perhaps, what you ladies
really want is a Data for the living room and
Lore in the bedroom? That's what it's sounding
more like, to me.

Whatever.

You wymin would willingly bed and wed Data.
Maybe, I'll accept it ... but I'm in shock about all this!


konarciq

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Report this Dec. 31 2010, 2:48 am

I don´t know how much variation one would want, but we know from the series that Data is programmed in multiple techniques of lovemaking. (Who cares who programmed him with those? Multiple techiques are multiple techniques!) And he has a great ability to learn. So I imagine it would get as boring as you´d let it to.



[quote]And, I'll admit, I do find it surprising
that so many wymin on this site would
prefer Data to a real, live, human man.

You ladies bring such pleasure. You give
life! Where have we human males failed to


show our appreciation of you, in that light?


Please ... come back to us. Come BACK to us ...[/quote]



 


Perhaps you men should try to behave more like him? LOL


Anyway, seems to me you´re jumping to generalized conclusions here. The results of the poll may indicate a clear interest in marrying Data (as well as a clear disinterest from others!), but of your main discussion partners here, it seems to me there is only one of us "seriously" considering this.


But where in the universe did you get the idea that we´d want Lore? Again, I can´t speak for any of the others, but really... Lore?!


If you go back to my first post in this thread, you´ll realize that he´s about the last man I´d want to have in my bed. Or even in the house. The last I would want for a friend as well: he´s dishonest, deceitful, unreliable, cruel, extremely self-centered... no sirree, that´s a guy I´d rather see locked up somewhere in the Omicron quadrant :-)


If there is nothing wrong with me, then maybe there´s something wrong with the universe? -Dr. Crusher

2takesfrakes

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Report this Dec. 31 2010, 5:24 am

konarciq, I have to say it:
The responses, so far, to why
wymin would marry Data, a robot,
have raised as many questions as
they've answered ...


That's the Conundrum.


I'm beginning to suspect that
you ladies fantasize your ex's
face, when he discovers the
ULTIMATE insult -- by having him
be followed-up with ... a TOASTER!
Oh, the SUPREME indignity! And finally,
you will have gotten your revenge!!!


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Report this Dec. 31 2010, 11:40 am

Have a Happy New Year, you Robot-Lovin' Wymin!


PianoWizzy

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Report this Dec. 31 2010, 11:52 am

Honestly, I'm starting to LOL. Although first I cringed at the mention of Lore. Uh, no. Who'd want him?

A rephrase of an applicable saying, "A fantasy, is a fantasy, is a fantasy". Or as konarciq put it, "multiple techniques are multiple techniques!"

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tahmtahm

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Report this Dec. 31 2010, 12:05 pm

Wouldn't want to marry Data - but he would be nice to have around to tidy the place up.

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