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Would You Marry Data?

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2takesfrakes

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Report this Dec. 15 2010, 3:46 pm

Yes, you could boss Data around, but ...
It would be a bit like marrying McCloud,
from HIGHLANDER, wouldn't it? He would
never age, or die. Yet, you would, right
before his High-Definition eyes.


As well, I imagine, he'd be a rather cold
bedfellow, on long, winter's nights. And
he could never give you a Man's Love ...
that comes instinctively to one of your
own kind. And wouldn't he be rather
mechanical, in the saddle?


Or, do you find Data to be the Perfect Man?
Albeit, in the form of a MACHINE MAN?


Please, consider all of this carefully,
before you answer.

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Report this Dec. 15 2010, 7:50 pm

You funny man. I bet you wrote this with me in mind. If I loved him and he me, I think the answer is quite obvious. As to the aging... well, he knows how to gray his hair, and considering his "aging" in the films (probably due to a new program he created, ahem), that would not bother me in the least. Especially when all my old bitty friends' husbands were rotting away, I could say "Hey, MY hubbie is still as good looking as he was 60+ years ago!"


He is every inch the gentleman. He is handsome, gentle, heroic, charismatic... I will shorten the list for the sake of space.


What is there not to love?


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Report this Dec. 15 2010, 7:56 pm

Marry Data? No - I'm actually, believe it or not, heterosexual.

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Report this Dec. 15 2010, 8:01 pm

Quote: iBorg13 @ Dec. 15 2010, 7:56 pm

Marry Data? No - I'm actually, believe it or not, heterosexual.



I will admit that seeing you reply to this thread startled me somewhat!

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Report this Dec. 15 2010, 8:21 pm

Roboto, lol!


 


(Thats text language, right? My gf says I should learn - LOL)

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Report this Dec. 15 2010, 8:23 pm

Quote: Roboto @ Dec. 15 2010, 7:50 pm

>You funny man. I bet you wrote this with me in mind.

Clever girl! I felt bad about
getting your hopes up about
the STAR TREK candy, I should
have looked more into that.
But as for your love of Data,
Roboto, come on now ... even
you have to admit that you're
too good for him!

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Report this Dec. 15 2010, 8:25 pm

Quote: iBorg13 @ Dec. 15 2010, 7:56 pm

Marry Data? No - I'm actually, believe it or not, heterosexual.


You're SUPPOSED to be!!!
You don't get a cookie
for that ... !!!

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Report this Dec. 16 2010, 5:24 am

Frakes, you should be slain for posting this...

BTW...I frigging LOVE the Lando / Han avatar picture!! Considering your past pattern of pictures, it's tripple funny! Well done, sir. Well played indeed.

I AM KEE-ROCK!!

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Report this Dec. 16 2010, 7:00 am

Thank you, Vger23. Now ...
to the TOPIC at hand:

It's my hope this thread will be
a Clearing House of Information
on this most peculiar phenomenon.

Is it because it looks like a Human male?
Were Data a Box on Wheels, would fantasies
about him still abound? What IS it about
this android that turns sweet, lovely and
talented women away from the Men they deserve?

We All Need ... The Human Touch!

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Report this Dec. 16 2010, 7:41 am

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Report this Dec. 16 2010, 8:22 am

Quote: iBorg13 @ Dec. 15 2010, 7:56 pm

Marry Data? No - I'm actually, believe it or not, heterosexual.



I'm straight too, but you better believe my answer is yes. He's Data, you don't say no to that. Same with Riker

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Report this Dec. 16 2010, 7:49 pm

Quote: 2takesfrakes @ Dec. 16 2010, 7:00 am

> style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: #6a6a6a; line-height: 16px;">Is it because it looks like a Human male?
Were Data a Box on Wheels, would fantasies
about him still abound?



No, but a box with tentacles, now you're talking!



✌ T'Keid

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Report this Dec. 17 2010, 3:18 pm

Quote: TKeid @ Dec. 16 2010, 7:49 pm

Quote: 2takesfrakes @ Dec. 16 2010, 7:00 am

> style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: #6a6a6a; line-height: 16px;">Is it because it looks like a Human male?
Were Data a Box on Wheels, would fantasies
about him still abound?

No, but a box with tentacles, now you're talking!



As Minister of Defense of Androids, etc... I must protest!

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Report this Dec. 17 2010, 9:58 pm

Personally, I mean ... do you want
MY theory on this whole Data thing?
You wymin aren't thinking about the
character's being an android, at all.
You're just hot for a submissive
Brent Spiner in caked on grease-paint!
THAT is your true fantasy. NOT Data.

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Report this Dec. 18 2010, 8:32 am

Quote: 2takesfrakes @ Dec. 17 2010, 9:58 pm

>Personally, I mean ... do you want MY theory on this whole Data thing? You wymin aren't thinking about the character's being an android, at all. You're just hot for a submissive Brent Spiner in caked on grease-paint! THAT is your true fantasy. NOT Data.
I beg to differ, good sir!


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