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Star Trek Jokes

CAPT.LEW

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Report this Nov. 23 2010, 9:57 pm

AHY AREN'T PETS ALLOWED ON THE ENTERPRISE?
CAUSE THEY'D CAUSE TOO MUCH TRIBBLE!

star trek is the embodiment of UNITY!

NicholasAFilip

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Report this Nov. 24 2010, 9:16 am

Q: What did the prophets ask for when baking choclate chip cookies?

A: The Crisco.

McCoy: "I thought you said 'men like us don't have families'." Kirk: "I was wrong."

Trekkie 12

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Report this Nov. 26 2010, 9:38 am

our universe: "Live long and prosper."
evil universe: "Die soon and be poor."

Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled. -Spock

iBorg13

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Report this Nov. 26 2010, 12:44 pm

Trekkie12, how about this variation


Our Universe: "Live Long and Prosper"


Mirror Universe: "Die Soon and Suffer

Icarus14

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Report this Dec. 30 2010, 1:02 pm

Hey, I found a a joke online.
Why was Star Trek so successful?
It had good Genes.

"Only one, Human captain, ever survived the Minbari fleet. He is behind me, you, are in front of me. If you value your lives, then be somewhere else." Delenn.

KLINGONDOG

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Report this Dec. 30 2010, 1:11 pm

Quote: Icarus14 @ Dec. 30 2010, 1:02 pm

Hey, I found a a joke online. Why was Star Trek so successful? It had good Genes.

I like Qpla'

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