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Star Trek Jokes

jesusismyadvocate

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Report this Nov. 17 2010, 1:03 am

I think a thread on Star Trek jokes would be fun, but i would ask that it be kept relatively clean (as in not perverted)


not that I am the boss of you all just a request


Here is one that i thought was funny


What is big and brown and floats in space?


... Captain's Log

miklamar

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Report this Nov. 17 2010, 2:06 am

This is a sci-fi cartoon, rather than a joke, but I thought it was hilarious!
I just saw a cartoon in which a UFO had collided with Santa's sleigh, and they both were floating in the ocean!

Var Miklama--Zakdorn, engineer. "A sound mind in a FULL body!" "Time, like latinum, is a limited quantity in the galaxy."

jesusismyadvocate

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Report this Nov. 17 2010, 2:10 am

Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ?


A: Four, because THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!!


So this dyslexic walks into a bra...

jesusismyadvocate

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Report this Nov. 19 2010, 5:01 am

No one knows any Star Trek Jokes?

So this dyslexic walks into a bra...

iBorg13

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Report this Nov. 19 2010, 11:55 am

I got some from some website, I can't remember the name of the website now...


HOW MANY KLINGONS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?


NONE KLINGONS AREN'T AFRAID OF THE DARK!

iBorg13

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Report this Nov. 19 2010, 12:03 pm

Ok, this one is pretty dry,


HOW DID T'PRING'S PARENTS REACT WHEN THEY FOUND OUT SHE WASN'T MARRYING SPOCK?


THEY WERE STONNED

Aarron123

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Report this Nov. 22 2010, 10:34 pm

Quote: jesusismyadvocate @ Nov. 17 2010, 2:10 am

Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Four, because THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!!




HAHAHAHA! Awesome

"Fate, it protects fools, small children, and ships called Enterprise" - Will Riker

Aarron123

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Report this Nov. 22 2010, 10:38 pm

Q: How many BORG does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: All of them.


"Fate, it protects fools, small children, and ships called Enterprise" - Will Riker

Aarron123

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Report this Nov. 22 2010, 10:41 pm

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Dammit Jim!! I'm a doctor not an farmer!


"Fate, it protects fools, small children, and ships called Enterprise" - Will Riker

Aarron123

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Report this Nov. 22 2010, 10:46 pm

Then there was the time Janice Rand complained that someone had cut a
peephole into her cabin door.
Captain Kirk promised to look into it.

"Fate, it protects fools, small children, and ships called Enterprise" - Will Riker

Aarron123

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Report this Nov. 22 2010, 10:48 pm

Q: How many red shirts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Red shirts can't screw in light bulbs. They get electricuted to death in the process.

"Fate, it protects fools, small children, and ships called Enterprise" - Will Riker

jesusismyadvocate

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Report this Nov. 23 2010, 1:03 am

Quote: Aarron123 @ Nov. 22 2010, 10:48 pm

Q: How many red shirts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Red shirts can't screw in light bulbs. They get electricuted to death in the process.


Great! I love it

So this dyslexic walks into a bra...

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Report this Nov. 23 2010, 4:17 pm

Quote: Aarron123 @ Nov. 22 2010, 10:48 pm

Q: How many red shirts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Red shirts can't screw in light bulbs. They get electricuted to death in the process.

Haha true, very true.

"Captain, life is not a dream." - Spock "Can you please continue the petty bickering? I find it quite intriguing." - Data

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Report this Nov. 23 2010, 7:40 pm

What does the Enterprise and toliet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of kling ons.

bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'.

CAPT.LEW

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Report this Nov. 23 2010, 9:54 pm

HOW MANY VULCANS DOS IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB......
NONE CHANGING A LIGHT BULB IS NOT LOGICAL!
IT IS ALSO TO EMOTIONAL!

star trek is the embodiment of UNITY!

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