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Report this Aug. 01 2010, 6:53 am

Share quotes you find great, hilarious, weird or memorable in any other way.


 


The one I just laughed at:


Picard: "Villains who twirl their moustache are easily spotted." (The Drumhead)

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Report this Aug. 06 2010, 5:20 am

RENE: You're my nephew, Jean-Luc. From the starship Enterprise.

PICARD: Then you must be my uncle Rene.

RENE:(laughs) I'm not your uncle. It's the other way around.

PICARD: Too bad. I rather enjoyed the idea.

"Classic."

It's strange, being a catalyst for things that move outside.

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Report this Aug. 08 2010, 12:13 am

Season 3
"Evolution"

"I'm not sure I want my mother to be flying through space with me. No, I take that back. I am sure, I wouldn't want her."

-- Dr. Stubbs in ST:TNG "Evolution"

live long and prosper

star trek tng
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Report this Aug. 08 2010, 6:50 pm

one of my fav quotes is...


Troi : " I've never met a chocolate i didn't like."


"I've never met a chocolate I didn't like"-Deanna Troi

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Report this Aug. 09 2010, 10:49 am

"11001001"


Minuet: "Enchantee, comme c'est merveilleux de vous voir ici." 


Picard: "Incoyable! Vous etes Parisienne?"


Minuet: "Au fond, c'est vrai nous sommes toutes Parisienne."


Picard: "Ah, oui, au fond nous sommes tous Parisiens."


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Report this Aug. 09 2010, 4:07 pm

Troi:  "Stop this petty bickering, all of you!  Especially you, Mother!"


Data:  "Could you please continue the petty bickering?  I find it most intriguing."


Sona Officer: "He wouldn't" Worf: "Yes, he would"

UNTRugby

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Report this Aug. 11 2010, 6:01 pm

Picard: "Oh I know Hamlet. And what he might say with irony, I say with conviction: What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god!"


Encounter at farpoint

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Report this Aug. 12 2010, 9:52 am

My very favourite is Dr. Crusher´s, "If there is nothing wrong with me, then maybe there´s something wrong with the universe."

Let´s live by that :-)

If there is nothing wrong with me, then maybe there´s something wrong with the universe? -Dr. Crusher

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Report this Nov. 16 2010, 11:40 pm

UNTRugby, I believe the episode you're thinking of is, "Hide and Q". Picard and Q are having a shakespear battle!

jesusismyadvocate

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Report this Nov. 17 2010, 1:43 am

Some of my favorite lines are from Q (one of my favorite characters, even though his character has blasphemous implications)Here is a sample...

Q - "..what must i do to prove myself!?"
Worf - "Die"
Q - "Very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?"

From Deja Q

So this dyslexic walks into a bra...

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Report this Nov. 17 2010, 1:55 am

Quote: UNTRugby @ Aug. 11 2010, 6:01 pm

Picard: "Oh I know Hamlet. And what he might say with irony, I say with conviction: What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god!"

Encounter at farpoint



-sigh- Oh Picard, such a humanist. Such a lofty goal to try and elevate Man to the level of God, nae to supplant God, since Starfleet and humanity sees no need for Him in the future. Perhaps if Picard had broadened his education to include non-humanistic works he might have discovered that such an "ENTERPRISE" (pun intended) was the sin of the devil himself.

Isa 14:12 How you are fallen from the heavens, O shining star, son of the morning! How you are cut down to the ground, you who weakened the nations!
Isa 14:13 For you have said in your heart, I will go up to the heavens, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God; I will also sit on the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north.
Isa 14:14 I will go up above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the Most High.
Isa 14:15 Yet you shall be brought down to hell, to the sides of the Pit.

Isa 14:11 Your pride is brought down to the grave, and the noise of your harps. The maggot is spread under you, and the worms cover you.


So this dyslexic walks into a bra...

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Report this Nov. 17 2010, 12:59 pm

SOME FAVORITES (yes, I have a LOT of favorites):


 



"Your head is not an artifact!" -- Riker, to Data (Time's Arrow, Part 1)


 


"Please, Mrs. Troi! ... and it's 'Worf', not 'woof'!" -- Worf (Half a Life)


 


Scotty: "What is it ?"


Data: "It is... it is... it is green."


~ [about Aldebaran whisky] (Relics)


 


Riker: "They were just sucked into space!" 


Data: "Blown, sir." 


Riker: "Sorry, Data." 


Data: "Common mistake, sir." -- (The Naked Now)


 


"Yes, absolutely, I DO indeed concur, wholeheartedly!" -- Riker, when the computer asks if he agrees to discontinue the self-destruct sequence (Where Silence has Lease)


 


Data: "You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." 


Worf: "I will FEED him." -- (Phantasms) 


 


Data: "Captain- sensors show nothing is out there- absolutely nothing." 


Geordi: "Well, it's a d*** ugly nothing!" ~ (Where Silence Has Its Lease) 


 


"It is a matter of perspective, Doctor. In the strictest sense, I did not win... I busted him up."


~ Data (Peak Performance) 


 


Data: "Sir, he is reading as fully human."


Q: "What is there, an echo in here?"


Troi: "I am sensing an emotional presence, Captain. I would normally describe it as being terrified."


Q: "How rude."


~ (Deja Q)


 


Data: "Can you recommend a way to counter the effect?"


Q- "Simple. Change the gravitational constant of the universe."


-- (Deja Q)


 


"Early bird [gets the worm]? I believe Commander Shelby erred. There is no evidence of avian or crawling vermicular lifeforms on Jure IV."


~ Data (The Best Of Both Worlds)


 


"Sir. As my final duty as acting captain, I order you to bed. I shall do the same for all personnel."


~ Data  (Night Terrors)



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Report this Nov. 18 2010, 7:33 am

Picard: Number One, will you set a course for Starbase 227, I'll join you on the bridge shortly. 


Riker:  Wait a minute - you've been declared dead. You can't give orders around here. 


Data: If we are to adhere to the exact letter of Starfleet regulations, then technically, sir, you have been declared a renegade. In fact, I believe you are facing twelve counts of court martial offenses. You cannot give orders either, sir.


Picard:  That's quite right. And as I am supposed to be dead, I'll go and get some sleep, and Mr. Data, I suggest that you escort Commander Riker to the brig.


Data: Aye, sir.  This way, sir.


Riker: Data, he was joking... You know that, right? Data?


~ the best part about the "Gambit" two-parter, even though Data should have recognized a joke by then.

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Report this Nov. 18 2010, 11:43 pm

Picard: "You know, there some words I've known since I was a school boy. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged."

- "The Drumhead"

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Report this Nov. 19 2010, 12:03 am

Worf:"Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man!"


From Qpid


Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_MKN_KwIhg

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