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"Shirtless Kirk" cologne to be released

2takesfrakes

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Report this Aug. 25 2010, 3:22 pm

Oh, I can picture the scene, now ...

My woman leaning close, whispering her sweet-nothings
into my burning ear, and asking:

"Are you trying out a new aftershave? What is that?"

(My butt-cheeks clench as I dare give the words utterance)
"Shirtless Kirk calogne."

"Shortless Kurt? What?"

"Shirtless Kirk cologne. You know about Captain Kirk, right?"

"You mean ... you're wearing something based on a goofy TV show?
What? STAR TREK makes cologne, now? Are you serious? You're not!"

"Yeah. Do you like it?"

"This was a joke, right? Are we back in gradeschool here, or what?"

"Look, forget what it's called. It smells alright, don't it?"

"Jesus, 2takesfrakes, what else did you buy for yourself,
while I was out? STAR TREK pajamas? Toy ray guns, maybe ...
no, get off me. Go shower ... STAR TREK calogne ... Jesus."

2takesfrakes

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Report this Aug. 25 2010, 10:39 pm

"If my man donned a pair of starfleet PJs he might be
getting a bit more action, if you know what I mean "

I'm afraid I don't ServalanFan, tell us more about this ...
this "action" you speak of. Yes. Spare no details, dear.

And you're right, of course. It's not "necessary" to mention
every TV show you watch. It's just entertainment. STAR TREK
is not the faith I grew up in, or the manner in which I exist.
Those things are about integrity and honesty, STAR TREK is about
movie studios and merchandising. I'm about love, baby ...

As for wearing Shirtless Kirk cologne without telling her ...
my chances would greatly improve with a name her lovely nose
would recognize. We're talking about subtlety, here. The message
has to be clear! No whimsical experiments from Paramount, thank you!

Gleekoid32

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Report this Aug. 27 2010, 5:55 am

If my fiance bought that, I would kill him.


 


The conversation would go a bit like how 2takesfrakes's conversation went!


 Only It would be


Me: Jack, are you wearing a new aftershave?


Jack: Yes, it's Shirtless Kirk.


Me: What! You hate Star Trek!


Jack: I got it to please you, because you love Star Trek.


Me: Yes, I do love Star Trek, but I didn't ask you to go out and buy Star Trek aftershave now did I? If there was a Chuck aftershave would you buy that too? Or how about a Sheldon Cooper aftershave? Or even John Connor aftershave, which reeks of burning metal? Go wash it off and put some Calvin Klein on!


Jack: Okay. But do you like the smell?


Me: Yeah, but I prefer your Calvin Klein. (Jack loves his Calvin Klein aftershave) Jesus, what ELSE Star Trek things did you buy to please me-or yourself? Bed sheets? A blow up Uhura doll?


Jack: Just the...uh...Cologne.


Me: Go shower. NOW! Before I rip off your head with my bare hands! Don't go changing who you are for me!! Just a question, did you buy me some Uhura perfume along with your Kirk aftershave?


Mum to 3 boys, Jonathan Archer-8 Huey Martin and Trip Jonah, who sadly passed away in my tummy. RIP.

2takesfrakes

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Report this Aug. 27 2010, 8:56 am

Ha! Did you see her post, ServalanFan?
Even when you've got them "hooked,"
SHIRTLESS KIRK calogne is still a bust!

Gleekoid32

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Report this Aug. 28 2010, 4:01 am

ServalanFan, that's not exactly what I mean.


Jack hates Star Trek, he wouldn't do anything to please me-if it involved Star Trek.


E.G. take me to a Star Trek convention, take me to see a new Star Trek movie, buy me anything Star Trek, Buy himself Captain Kirk aftershave, watch Wrath Of Khan (my fave Trek movie) with me on a Sunday evening etc.


I'd love it if he did something nice-like washed his own uniform or scrubbed the toilet, I mean, I can hardly scrub the toilet with my bump getting larger and in the way of things. ;)                                         


Mum to 3 boys, Jonathan Archer-8 Huey Martin and Trip Jonah, who sadly passed away in my tummy. RIP.

2takesfrakes

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Report this Aug. 28 2010, 5:05 am

"Of course a man should change who he is to please us.
Whatever our whim at the time."

Who pours these foolish notions into the empty heads of females?
Is it their girlfriends? Articles in Women's Magazines? Hmmm...?

ServalanFan, explain honey, why you with-hold "action" from the man?
Using that which entices him most against him ... Why?! Surely, such
a course of action can't be considered "logical," and yet ... you cling
to this modus operandi with such stubborness! Is it so much more satisfying?
So much more fulfilling than gratifying your most basic and immediate urges?

Kesfan74656

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Report this Aug. 28 2010, 9:53 am

LOL Servalafan,re your below commment, I don't think it would help me, if I wore a t-shirt that said ''Free diamonds, ladies, come see me''...sigh. But enough about my woes....


''If I were captain, i'd open every crack in the universe, and peek inside, just like Captain Janeway does''-Kes, ''The Cloud''

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Report this Aug. 28 2010, 11:06 am

Put Mister ServalanFan on the line.
It's time he and I had a talk ...

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