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Would You Rather Watch the Twilight Series or

OtakuJo

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Report this May. 14 2010, 9:27 am

I would rather reserve any judgement on Twilight as a series or otherwise until I have actually gotten around to reading the book(s).

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Report this May. 14 2010, 9:52 am

Quote (Kdbtrekkin @ May 13 2010, 12:48 am)
I lost my eyes

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Report this May. 14 2010, 9:54 am

Quote (God_in_an_Alcove @ May 13 2010, 1:24 am)
It's better when your grass is emo, because then it cuts itself.

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Report this May. 14 2010, 6:40 pm

Quote (Nachtkommen @ May 14 2010, 12:29 am)
Quote (FLASH__HEART @ May 14 2010, 12:55 am)
Quote (God_in_an_Alcove @ May 14 2010, 12:24 am)
It's better when your grass is emo, because then it cuts itself.

I don't bother mowing and edging my lawn-I pay a kid who lives a few houses down the street to do that for me.

Win-win situation,my lawn is mowed when I need it and he gets some extra pocket money for doing it.

*woosh*

I now, right?

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Report this May. 14 2010, 7:13 pm

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Report this May. 14 2010, 7:17 pm

Can't forget this classic Photoshop:

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Report this May. 14 2010, 7:23 pm

In the name of science I present my notes on Twilight:

"Nice car" "Good one" uh yeah nice burn there dude...

Man these characters are pretty annoying.

Uh is that really what girls find "totally gorgeous obviously" these days? Looks like a dumb@$$.

LOL! Did he throw up a little in his mouth when he saw her?

Oh, I see what this Edward character did there. He went away for a week to say on an internet message board that he's met this totally hot girl and needed advice.
Clearly he was trolled into acting as creepy as possible.
Uhhh and by doing so makes her totally horny, that's not how it works guys...

I think the dad is the only one who isn't totally annoying.

"We're walking around in this greenish filter being way emo and you're a total creep, so let's go to the beach and have fun."

"Are you stalking me [person I've met once before in this film, which was weeks before]?" Are you kidding me?

Is this supposed to be scary? With the music and storytelling?

Nice! Green filter is gone.

Dammit, it's back. That is not what it looks like when it's overcast.

Here comes the hero, in his Volvo!! Ooh, he's dangerous (but likes to drive safe).

Heeheeheeheee we are girls ^_^

"I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore :cry:" "Then don't" Oh dear.

Man, this constant slow motion ogling is getting pretty annoying.

"You don't do all these things, like eat and drink. I know this, because we've met like three times. You're totally a vampire."

Wow that super vampire speed sure looks an awful lot like moving on rails.

Right. "This is what I am. *sparklesparkle*" Right. It's hard to imagine vampires being any lamer than this.
"Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer!" More like the skin of Liberace. But try to be more emo, son.

groan

GROAN

And now they're in love. I sure hope Edward can manage to control his urges to rape wank in the corner drink Bella's blood.

Oh. My. God! Edward's Volvo! You're gonna be the most popular girl in school now, Bella. Oh wait, you always were, even though it's a new school for you. That usually happens, I hear.

"We're vegetarians, we only eat animals." My, how vegetarian of you. Perhaps you meant to say "not cannibals".

I like how Edward is constantly pointing out the unlikelihood of Bella's reactions, in case we would accidentally start believing them.

"This is the one place we don't have to hide." You can't hide there. It's a greenhouse.

Edward never sleeps. Fitting, because I want to now.

Not again with "romance"!

Nice song, Edward. Is that the tune that plays when you build a house in The Sims?

OH! Is this the part where he rapes her? He's been watching her sleep for months, and asked her to hold still.
Yep! No no. WAIT yes!
FRAK!
No sex.
Let's watch her sleep instead (rape her while she sleeps Edward! Do it! It's romantic!;)

They needed a thunderstorm to play baseball, why again?

Oh yeah, you're a tough one, Not-Brad Pitt.
Oh snap! Not-Brad Pitt is a Terminator! He'll never stop until you are dead, Bella! No! Don't go home, he'll find your parents!

Soon there's going to be a big fight! They been telling us for five minutes now. From thirty seconds after they introduced the... villains? I guess?

Not-Brad Pitt has Bella's mother! But he forgot to impersonate her voice.

Oh, I see, he used a recording to impersonate her voice instead.

That was the big fight? What now then? 20 minutes of even more terrible?

Frakking hell just shut up. Bring back the retarded slow motion ogling instead of this shit. Please!

"Prom's an important rite of passage" LOL!!!

God I hate you all.

Can a real vampire please enter this film and murder everyone?

Shut up with your voice overs!

You don't count as a real vampire. But please murder everyone anyway.

And now, parts of the film we just saw, in case we forgot that it wasn't just the end that was awful.

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Report this May. 14 2010, 7:34 pm

I think it bears mentioning that even Stephen King thinks Meyers sucks.

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"Who is Stephen King to say who is a good writer? When did he have a best seller?"


I actually heard that response to King's comment by some idiot Twilight fan.

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Report this May. 14 2010, 7:45 pm

Quote (Lucifer_ @ May 14 2010, 4:23 pm)
LOL! Did he throw up a little in his mouth when he saw her?

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