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boco

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 2:14 am

speak out people!
I think he's funny, and there are a lot of funny Worf lines:

Lieutenant Worf: I am fine.
Doctor Pulaski: You're not fine, you fainted.
Lieutenant Worf: I did not faint. Klingons do not faint.
Doctor Pulaski: Excuse me, I'll rephrase: this Klingon suffered a dramatic drop in blood pressure; his blood glucose level dropped. There was deficient blood flow resulting from circulatory failure. In other words, he curled up his toes and lay unconscious on the floor.
Lieutenant Worf: Doctor, there is no need to insult me.

Captain Picard: Have you been in a fight, Mr Worf?
Lieutenant Commander Worf: [sighs] No sir... it is a "gorch".
Captain Picard: Gorch?
Data: [whispers] Pimple, sir.
Captain Picard: Oh... it's hardly noticeable.
[Data is singing 'Blue Skies' at the wedding]
Worf: [nauseous] Irving Berlin...
[his head slumps back on the table]

Commander Deanna Troi: [pleading] It's tradition, Worf! You of all people should appreciate that.
Worf: [angry and a little embarrassed] I will not do it!
Picard: [entering the bridge] Won't do what, Mr. Worf?
Worf: Captain, I do not think it is appropriate for a Starfleet officer to appear... naked.
Picard: Oh, come now. A big, handsome, strapping fellow like you? What can you be afraid of?


[after Worf has temporarily played "Captain" of the Enterprise]
Commander William T. Riker: How did you like command?
Lieutenant Worf: Comfortable chair.
"Star Trek: The Next Generation: Parallels (#7.11)" (1993)
[his shipmates sing a Klingon version of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" to Worf]
Lieutenant Worf: [irritated] That was not a Klingon song!
Counselor Troi: It wasn't easy to translate. There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for "jolly".

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 2:27 am

Lt. Commander Worf: If you were a Klingon woman we would already be married.
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: In case you haven't noticed, I'm not a Klingon woman.
Lt. Commander Worf: That is no excuse!

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 2:28 am

Lt. Commander Worf: Do not hug me!

Captain Sisko: I can't believe you actually convinced Worf to go to a pleasure planet. He must really be loosening up.
Odo: I hadn't noticed it.
Captain Sisko: Come to think of it, neither have I.
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Oh no, he's still the same old Worf.
[Worf enters the replimat and goes to the replicator]
Lt. Commander Worf: Prune juice, extra large!
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: See what I mean?

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 2:30 am

[Worf has been given painting from Data for his birthday. A little later, he appears slightly dizzy for a moment]
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Worf, are you all right?
Lieutenant Worf: Yes. Yes, I... think, Data's painting is making me dizzy.

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 2:36 am

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Change of Heart (#6.16)" (1998)
Worf: I have a sense of humor. On the Enterprise, I was considered to be quite amusing.
Lieutenant Commander Jadzia Dax: That must've been one dull ship.
Worf: That is a joke. I get it. It is not funny, but I get it.

Lt. Commander Worf: Very well. Room service.
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Really?
Lt. Commander Worf: Really.
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Oh, that was easy.
Lt. Commander Worf: Did you want to fight over it?
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: No, it's just, I didn't expect you to surrender so quickly.
Lt. Commander Worf: Surrender?
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Bad word.
Lt. Commander Worf: Very bad.

Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: So, how are you enjoying your honeymoon? Are you suffering enough?
Lt. Commander Worf: Almost.
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Is there anything I can get for you?
Lt. Commander Worf: More pain - less cold.

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 6:15 am

Quote (boco @ April 12 2010, 2:27 am)
Lt. Commander Worf: If you were a Klingon woman we would already be married.
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: In case you haven't noticed, I'm not a Klingon woman.
Lt. Commander Worf: That is no excuse!

Good one boco  :laugh:

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 7:46 am

As a rule, he's not particularly funny.  He does have some good lines here and there, mostly in DS9.

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 7:47 am

and you're welcome to post the funny lines you remember :)

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 8:07 am

"Sir I protest!  I am not a merry man!"

"Are you the son of Mogh?"
"Yes, I am."
"Is it true you can kill someone just by looking at them?"
"Only when I am angry."

"You're a good friend, Worf."
"I know."

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 10:57 am

Sometimes he was funny, but him being a Klingon and always being so serious, I don't really know.
He was somewhat distant from the rest of the crew in my opinion.

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 5:19 pm

A warrior's drink! (Prune juice)

"Our women are considered our partners in battle. Formidable warriors."
"And great fun at parties."
"True."

- Worf and Jadzia Dax (DS9: "To the Death")

"I am a Klingon warrior and a Starfleet officer; I have piloted starships through Dominion minefields; I have stood in battle against Kelvans twice my size; I have courted and won the heart of the magnificent Jadzia Dax! If I can do these things, I can make this child go to sleep!"

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Report this Apr. 12 2010, 5:24 pm

Quote (BrotherofShran01 @ April 12 2010, 10:19 pm)
"I am a Klingon warrior and a Starfleet officer; I have piloted starships through Dominion minefields; I have stood in battle against Kelvans twice my size; I have courted and won the heart of the magnificent Jadzia Dax! If I can do these things, I can make this child go to sleep!"


Ha this is funny :p I really liked Worf Never quite understood Him and Deanna...

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Report this Apr. 18 2010, 12:33 am

Quote (SupremeAdmiralBeviKathiK @ April 12 2010, 5:24 pm)
Quote (BrotherofShran01 @ April 12 2010, 10:19 pm)
"I am a Klingon warrior and a Starfleet officer; I have piloted starships through Dominion minefields; I have stood in battle against Kelvans twice my size; I have courted and won the heart of the magnificent Jadzia Dax! If I can do these things, I can make this child go to sleep!"


Ha this is funny :p I really liked Worf Never quite understood Him and Deanna...

Was it in "Ethics" that their relationship "started"?

I never got it either, but it was a "Beauty and the Beast" thing.

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Report this Apr. 18 2010, 12:59 am

I can't remember the exact wording off the top of my head, but in I believe 'The Rapture', when he was asked what Klingons dream about, and his reply, followed by Kira saying 'I can never tell when he's joking'

I always liked that.

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Report this Apr. 18 2010, 2:08 pm

Quote (EzrianBashirax @ April 17 2010, 11:59 pm)
I can't remember the exact wording off the top of my head, but in I believe 'The Rapture', when he was asked what Klingons dream about, and his reply, followed by Kira saying 'I can never tell when he's joking'

I always liked that.

Oh! Oh! *hand raised* I wrote that down! Let me go get it.
*walking to get it*

*walking back*
DS9/ season 4/ "Rejoined"
What do Klingons dream about? "Things that would send cold chills down your spine and wake you in the middle of the night. Believe me, it is better that you do not know."

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