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grigori

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 3:28 pm

I hate to divert your considerable creative talents from the Captions thread, but it's a holiday weekend, and diversion is appropriate.

For Ex, Doctor's Orders:

Crew in a coma. Porthos runs wildly through the passageways, ears flying, tongue hanging out "Ah-ha-HA-ha-Hah! I'm free!!!"
T'Pol "You almost shot the Captain's Dog!"
Phlox "It HATH made me mad."
T'Pol was just the ghost of Christmas present. The End.


OR, Harbinger:

Trip "WOW!"
Hayes & Reed "MEOW!" "Pow"
Archer "NOT Dismissed."
T'Pol "No big deal."
Trip "Ow."


....I'm sure you guys can do better with that one.

Dbear1

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 3:33 pm

Strange New World

Archer: This is so cool
Trip: Can I spend the night?
TPol: Man this guy is annoying
Trip: I hate Vulcans
TPol: Well I do not care for Humans either
Trip: Sorry I tried to kill you
TPol: Its ok I guess

grigori

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 3:34 pm

NAILED it, Dbear! :D

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 3:45 pm

Singularity

TPol: Everyone is going to die
Archer: Trip fix my chair
Archer: I am going to write the next great novel in one page
Reed: What you think of my Reed Alert
Trip: This chair is the most important thing that ever happened
Phlox: Lets split Travis head open and see what makes him tick
TPol: Everyone is nuts
TPol: They are all going to die, I guess I should save them
Trip: We get any good pictures?

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 4:11 pm

IAMD One:

Hoshi: You're awesome Captain Forrest. Let me take you away from all this.
Archer: We have to go find the Defiant.
Forrest: No.
Archer: (pouting) Yes.
Trip: When is that Ponn Far coming again, T'Pol?
T'Pol: Not now. I'm retaking the ship.
Archer: Good luck with that.
Forrest: I guess we're going to go get the Defiant. . .Save yourself, Hoshi.
Hoshi: Now I'm pissed.

***

IAMD, 2

Archer: This ship is awesome. So is this outfit.
Hoshi: You're totally awesome.
T'Pol: The other universe sounds awesome.
Archer: This is totally my ship. And I killed a Gorn.
T'Pol: Let's help the rebels.
Soval: Bad idea.
T'Pol: Okay, so it was a bad idea.
Archer: Still my ship. Which is awesome. (Starts choking)
Hoshi: My ship now, b*tch.

Dbear1

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 4:13 pm

That last Hoshi statement was great.
:laugh:  :laugh:

BrotherofShran01

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 4:29 pm

The Andorian Incident

Andorian:You have been spying on us
Vulcan Monks: No we didn't
Andorian: Oh yeah, we will find it! Look everywhere!
Vulcan Monks: they won't look in the basement...
Archer: Let's check on the Vulcan Monks
T'Pol: Okay
Andorians: Tell Pink Skins to go away
Vulcan Monks: Go away
Archer: Okay, maybe
Andorians: You won't go home. Okay stay. We play rough.
Archer and crew: Andorians punch hard
Vulcan Monks: We don't spy
Shran: Tell me what I need to know
Archer: Well...
Shran: Punch!
Archer: Ow!
Vulcan Monk: Don't go down our basement alone
Archer: Let;s check out the basement
Vulcan Monk: Don't open hidden door
Andorians: Ah Ha!
Vulcan Monks: Dangit, you did not see that
Archer: Yes they did
Shran: Told you! We owe you Pinkskin! We go!
Archer: Enterprise, let them leave
Vulcan Monk: We are going to tell on T'Pol
T'Pol ¿:eyesroll:

grigori

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 6:04 pm

Quote (Dbear1 @ Jan. 01 2010, 3:45 pm)
Trip: We get any good pictures?

okay, I was kinda being polite before, but this one is REALLY good! :D

grigori

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 6:05 pm

Quote (honeybee1111 @ Jan. 01 2010, 4:11 pm)
Archer: This ship is awesome. So is this outfit.
Hoshi: You're totally awesome.
T'Pol: The other universe sounds awesome.
Archer: This is totally my ship. And I killed a Gorn.
T'Pol: Let's help the rebels.
Soval: Bad idea.
T'Pol: Okay, so it was a bad idea.

YOU'RE awesome, honeybee! excellent.

I knew we had it in us.

grigori

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 6:07 pm

Quote (BrotherofShran01 @ Jan. 01 2010, 4:29 pm)
Vulcan Monk: Don't go down our basement alone
Archer: Let;s check out the basement
Vulcan Monk: Don't open hidden door
Andorians: Ah Ha!
Vulcan Monks: Dangit, you did not see that
Archer: Yes they did
Shran: Told you!

LOL--you captured it. In a nutshell. :)

grigori

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Report this Jan. 01 2010, 6:31 pm

...Hey, this is HARD!

I've got bits & pieces floating about but getting a whole episode is taking more brain-power than I wanted to use! :O

I'll work on it...

Dbear1

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Report this Jan. 02 2010, 9:13 am

Oasis

Merchant: Buy my stuff
Trip: TPol would be hot in silk
TPol: HSSSSSS
Merchant: Ship is haunted
Archer: This ship will give us everything we need
Travis: Something is screwy about this ship
Trip: TPol is scared the ship may actually be haunted
TPol: I am not!
Trip: Oh it is a cute woman
Archer: We can take you home
Alien engineer: Just fix our ship
Trip (thinking): She is cute
Alien woman (thinking): He is cute
Trip: She is very competent
TPol: MEOW, HSSSSS
Trip: Come up to our ship so I can hit on your daughter
Alien Engineer: Stay the hell away from my daughter
Archer: Found a dead guy in space
Trip: Wow he was alive
Alien Captain: Fix our ship or else
Malcolm: I hate when I shot things and they do not die
Trip: ahhh they are just holograms, good thing the chick digged me
Alien woman: Let me pay you back for the food processor big boy
Trip: Dam* I am good!

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Report this Jan. 02 2010, 10:38 am

New Movie Kirk On Delta Vega Walks up to unkown figure.

"Who Are You?"

"I am Archer."

Kirk - "Bull#&#&"

honeybee1111

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Report this Jan. 02 2010, 10:40 am

Dead Stop:

Trip: Our ship is broken.
Archer: We need to get it fixed.
T'Pol: There's an awesome repair station nearby.
Archer: There's something wrong with this repair station. I don't think it's awesome.
Trip: This is a weirdly awesome repair station. I think I'll get a better look.
Malcolm: Now that my leg is better, I'll go with you.
Archer: You two are idiots. Don't you realize there's something wrong with this repair station?
Phlox: Travis is dead.
Archer: How'd you happen to notice? But that sucks.
Archer: You suck, repair station.
Phlox. Travis. Not dead.
Trip: You suck, repair station.
Reed: Travis is strung up just the people in the movie "Coma".
T'Pol: Let's get him out of here.
Archer: Let's all get out of here.
Repair station: I am awesome and can fix myself.

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Report this Jan. 02 2010, 10:49 am

Quote (Dbear1 @ Jan. 02 2010, 9:13 am)
Malcolm: I hate when I shoot things and they do not die

:laugh:

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