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Report this Dec. 26 2010, 10:22 am

Alices: Carrying a Chalice and a Carafe of Wine)You desire something Lord?
Chekov: Oh Yes Thank You (Accepting their offering) You're Alice,...
Together: One Eighteen!
Chekov: And You're Alice,...
Together: Three Twenty Two!
Chekov: Oh well, It Doesn't make much difference you're both lovely!
Alices: Thank You My Lord
Alice 118: You desire something else Lord?
Chekov: (looks at her then at the other) What a shame, you're not real.
Alice 322: We are real My Lord.
Chekov: Oh, I mean, Real girls!
Alice 118: We are programed to function as Human females Lord.
Chekov: You are?!?
Alices: Yes, My Lord.
Harry Mudd programed you?
Alices: Yes, My Lord!
Chekov: That Unprincipled, Evil-Minded, Lecherous Kulak, Harry Mudd programed you!?!
Alices YES! My Lord!
Chekov: This place is even better than Leningrad!


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Report this Jan. 02 2011, 2:57 pm

From "Errand of Mercy"
Klingon Commander: This is the ruling counsel?
Aelborn" I am Aelborn, temproary head of the counsel. I bid you welcome
Klingon Commander:No doubt you do. I am (whatever his name is)military governer of Organea. Who are you? (looking at Kirk)
Aelborn: He sis Baronin,one of our leading citizens.
Klingon Commander"And he ahs no tongue?
Kirk:I have a tongue
Klingon:Good, you will be taught how to use it. Where is your smile?
Kirk:My what?
Klngon: Your smile. Your stupid, idiotic smile everyone else seems to be wearing.

"Only one, Human captain, ever survived the Minbari fleet. He is behind me, you, are in front of me. If you value your lives, then be somewhere else." Delenn.

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Report this Jan. 02 2011, 3:22 pm

Okay. This is the best quote. "Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled." -Spock

Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled. -Spock


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Report this Jan. 15 2011, 10:17 pm

"By golly, Jim! I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!" -McCoy, The Devil in the Dark

"I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins." -Spock, The City on the Edge of Forever

Spock: "The child was named Leonard James Akaar?"
McCoy: "Has a kind of a ring to it, don't you think, James?"
Kirk: "Yes. I think it's a name destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think, Mr Spock?"
Spock: "I think you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for about a month... Sir" -Friday's Child

Apollo: "I am Apollo!"
Chekov: "And I am the czar of all the Russians!" -Who Mourns for Adonis?

Logic is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are green!


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Report this Jan. 16 2011, 5:47 am

Kirk: Come on. Spock, why didn't you jump in?
Spock: I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words.
McCoy: It's a song, you green-blooded...Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it.
Spock: Oh, I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having a good time?
McCoy: God, I liked him better before he died.
-Final Frontier

Dif-tor heh smusma

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