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"Hello, Police?"

Beccs_

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Report this Nov. 19 2009, 2:12 pm

' Hello, is this the police?'

'Yes it is. How can we help you?'

'I'm calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!'

'Thank you very much for the call.'

Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi's house in great numbers..

They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Rangi and leave.

The phone rings at Rangi's house.

'Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop up your firewood?'

'Yeah.'

'Happy Birthday bro!'

Jereath

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Report this Nov. 19 2009, 2:13 pm

Quote (Beccs_ @ Nov. 19 2009, 6:12 am)
' Hello, is this the police?'

'Yes it is. How can we help you?'

'I'm calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!'

'Thank you very much for the call.'

Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi's house in great numbers..

They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Rangi and leave.

The phone rings at Rangi's house.

'Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop up your firewood?'

'Yeah.'

'Happy Birthday bro!'

:laugh:

Cherry_On_Top

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Report this Nov. 19 2009, 2:14 pm

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Longtimetrekker1

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Report this Nov. 19 2009, 2:15 pm

Good think he didn't say it was in the dog! :O

Jereath

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Report this Nov. 19 2009, 2:16 pm

Quote (Longtimetrekker1 @ Nov. 19 2009, 6:15 am)
Good think he didn't say it was in the dog! :O

:laugh:

Vol_

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Report this Nov. 19 2009, 2:29 pm

I heard something symillar.

Husband goes on a trip and sends his wife a telegram :

Please dig the machine gun out of the gardend, take it out of the bag and oil ip up good. "

Upon seeing this, the mail man goes pale, and goes straight to the police. Police come, dig up entire garden, find nothing.

Husband sends new telegram:

Dear ____ *insert random name* If the police have dug up the garden, you plant some potatoes !

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