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akebono62

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Report this Nov. 04 2009, 10:30 pm

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If you are urbane witty, and a bon vivant, not to mention a gentleman, you are welcome to join this fine establishment.

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DrCasanovaGojira

Are there lap dancers like in Reno or Las Vegas?

Hey
No one answered my question!

Yes. ?Nacht is available for private dances . . . .

You can say that without disinfecting?


He won't be "dancing" with me!

Nevertheless, the mere thought of such a liaison is sufficient cause for me to feel like washing with bleach and/or gasoline about a dozen times.

You don't have to watch.

You already planted the idea in my head.

The only thing that'll be sufficient salve for my psychic trauma is that collection of beach photos of you that you've referred to.


They are a salve to the human soul . . . but not yours! ?

She does have some lovely shots of her roomate that might do the trick! ?

I was just yanking your chain, Miguelito.

And, blondes don't do much for me, either.

I know you are, silly. ?

No blondes in that house. They go out and beat up blondes for sport! ?ha ha

I thought the blonde in that one photo was her flatmate?

When you find a gorgeous redhead over 5'9" in her late 30s or older, let me know.

You do have specific standards don't you? ? I'll keep a look out for you! ?

Impossible standards, actually.

That way when a match isn't found, I won't be surprised.

These days I'm Quasimodo, but when I was your age, I was completely modo.

I have impossible standards too, but somehow they got met! ?

I'm a little over three months from 45. ? Not sure I'm a Greek god by any standard! ?

I'm less than a month off 25! ? ?:O

I know. ?Heading toward 30 from now on! ?

What would the birthday girl's fondest wish be this year?

Just make sure you don't exceed 68.

I won't. ?I probably won't live much beyond early to mid 50s. ? :laugh:

Yes, I'm just that good! ?:p

Avoided the double entendre?

I think you have to enter the race before you show your surging ability.

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Report this Nov. 08 2009, 8:13 pm

I've never tasted Cognac. Is it made from a specific fruit? is there a best brand to buy? fermented axel grease maybe? :laugh:

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Report this Nov. 14 2009, 1:21 am

what's the movie tonight?

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Report this Nov. 14 2009, 2:25 am

Quote (natenemo @ Nov. 08 2009, 5:13 pm)
I've never tasted Cognac. Is it made from a specific fruit? is there a best brand to buy? fermented axle grease maybe? :laugh:

Hardy Perfection 140 years Cognac-$12900.00-
"WORLDS OLDEST KNOWN UNBLENDED COGNAC"
The Second in an "Essential Element" series have been bottled in a magnificent Daum crystal decanter. The origin of the eaux-de-vie that makes this Cognac rare and excellent dates back to the 1870's, the Pre-phylloxera days. Thinking of his family's future, our founder, Antoine Hardy gathered several different batches. This Cognac comes from the area known today as Grande Champagne. Its grapes are composed of a 100% French Colombard and this eaux-de-vie is pure and unblended at a natural strength of 41% volume. Hints of Chocolate and coffee, big oak and great balance adds to the complexity. A rare Cognac for those who demand the finest! When perfection is gone, c'est fini, for it can never be duplicated. Treat yourself to a taste of history.

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Report this Nov. 14 2009, 8:37 pm

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I've never tasted Cognac. Is it made from a specific fruit? is there a best brand to buy? fermented axle grease maybe? :laugh:

Hardy Perfection 140 years Cognac

$12900.00
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"WORLDS OLDEST KNOWN UNBLENDED COGNAC"
The Second in an "Essential Element" series have been bottled in a magnificent Daum crystal decanter. The origin of the eaux-de-vie that makes this Cognac rare and excellent dates back to the 1870's, the Pre-phylloxera days. Thinking of his family's future, our founder, Antoine Hardy gathered several different batches. This Cognac comes from the area known today as Grande Champagne. Its grapes are composed of a 100% French Colombard and this eaux-de-vie is pure and unblended at a natural strength of 41% volume. Hints of Chocolate and coffee, big oak and great balance adds to the complexity. A rare Cognac for those who demand the finest! When perfection is gone, c'est fini, for it can never be duplicated. Treat yourself to a taste of history.

WOW!... :cool:

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Report this Nov. 24 2009, 10:44 pm

I'm so gentle....

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Report this Nov. 24 2009, 10:58 pm

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I'm so gentle....

All us Christians are Gentiles...that's not news.

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Report this Nov. 24 2009, 11:26 pm

Hahaha! Except the Jewish Christians...

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Report this Nov. 25 2009, 11:26 am

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Hahaha! Except the Jewish Christians...

In Utah, they would be considered Gentiles...Jews, too!

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Report this Nov. 25 2009, 10:45 pm

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Hahaha! Except the Jewish Christians...

In Utah, they would be considered Gentiles...Jews, too!

Why? Do Mormons consider anyone not a Mormon to be a Gentile?

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Report this Nov. 25 2009, 10:49 pm

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Hahaha! Except the Jewish Christians...

In Utah, they would be considered Gentiles...Jews, too!

Why? Do Mormons consider anyone not a Mormon to be a Gentile?

Exactimente.

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Report this Nov. 26 2009, 5:15 pm

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All right. The Gentlemans Club is back. Where are the refined lady strippers?

Doing my laundry. :laugh:

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Report this Nov. 26 2009, 9:47 pm

Quote (DrGojira @ Nov. 27 2009, 5:18 am)
All right. The Gentlemans Club is back. Where are the refined lady strippers?

Why were they fined the first time?  :laugh:

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