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Khoufu_Khorushu

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Report this Aug. 01 2009, 12:53 am

-You recognize an episode by its stardate.
-You wear a ST uniform to work.
-You have a bumper sticker that says 'I'm really from the future. I traveled back in time on stardate 3514.5.'
-You think of everything in terms of Star Trek.

Please add to the list!

KeiraScott

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Report this Aug. 01 2009, 3:50 am

You have a Trek ringtone on your cell phone, which you refer to as your communicator
While taking astronomy, you're the only one who knows about gamma and cosmic rays, or quantum singularities or quasars and pulsars and such, and wonder where everyone else has been.
You decide what division you want to be and think up a StarFleet Academy or posting schedule

Renaikan

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Report this Aug. 01 2009, 4:15 am

You are a Trekkie if.

You have Trek ringtones on your cell phone. (I have, red alert siren for alarm tone, and "I am Nomad" for text messages)

You post here at StarTrek.com.

thereR4lights

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Report this Aug. 01 2009, 4:19 am

you're covered in trek tatoos

Mirrorgirl

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Report this Aug. 01 2009, 5:35 am

You're a trekkie if everyone always knows what to get you for Christmas, Birthdays and Anniversaries ;)  :laugh:

Renaikan

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Report this Aug. 01 2009, 4:43 pm

1) You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.

2) You pull the legs off your hamster so you¿ll have a tribble.

3) You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.

4) Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.

5) You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.

6) Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers of T.J. Hooker and Capt. Kirk.

7) You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say ¿Star Trek? Isn¿t that the one with Luke Skywalker?¿

8) You have no life.

9) You recognize more than 4 references on this list.

10) You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.

Cynic321

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Report this Aug. 01 2009, 5:28 pm

Quote (Renaikan @ Aug. 01 2009, 3:43 pm)
1) You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.

2) You pull the legs off your hamster so you?ll have a tribble.

3) You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.

4) Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.

5) You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.

6) Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers of T.J. Hooker and Capt. Kirk.

7) You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say ?Star Trek? Isn?t that the one with Luke Skywalker??

8) You have no life.

9) You recognize more than 4 references on this list.

10) You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.

:laugh:

Excellent.

You're a trekkie if your 'You've got mail' tone is the TOS communicator incoming 'beep-beep' .

:blush:

BrotherofShran01

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Report this Aug. 01 2009, 8:21 pm

You refer to your car as a starship or runabout.

You think you are at warp speed when you go over 55 mph

You try to get an apartment who number is 1701.

When you get into an elevator, you say Bridge.

You can't wait for Voice recognition software to be installed on your machine, so you can say computer...

Mirrorgirl

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Report this Aug. 01 2009, 11:45 pm

Your Microwave is called the Replicator
When you turn the ignition key in your car, you say 'Engage'
You answer in the affirmative by saying 'Make it so'
When you hug, you pat the other person the back and say "There, there Janice; we're all frigthened"

lostshaker

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Report this Aug. 02 2009, 12:42 am

Instead of a handshake, you greet people with the Vulcan Hand Gesture and say, "Live Long and Prosper."
When you hear people say 'teleporter', you think - why don't people get it right and call it a transporter!
You're disappointed in NASA because they've fallen behind in launching the Voyager VI and Nomad probes.
You believe Star Trek IS the history of the future and that Gene Roddenberry was a time traveler.
You refer to the Roswell Aliens as Ferengi.

Vice_Adm_Baxter

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Report this Aug. 02 2009, 12:53 pm

Quote (KeiraScott @ Aug. 01 2009, 12:50 am)
You have a Trek ringtone on your cell phone, which you refer to as your communicator
While taking astronomy, you're the only one who knows about gamma and cosmic rays, or quantum singularities or quasars and pulsars and such, and wonder where everyone else has been.
You decide what division you want to be and think up a StarFleet Academy or posting schedule

I have done all of those.  :p

WedgeBob

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Report this Aug. 02 2009, 2:55 pm

You play a video game or two with that Create A Character feature, and think you can create a Vulcan creature like I did in Saints Row 2.
You add nitrous to all your cars and motorcycles, and pretend that you can go to warp ten on a main road, and not have a cop chase after you.
You pretend that all your homies are a member of your bridge command (You as captain, Gat as First Officer, Shaundi as Science Officer, Pierce as Chief Engineer, Tobias as Helmsman, Legal Lee as Counselor, Laura as Doctor in Sick Bay, Mr. Wong as Ten Forward bartender, and Troy is Tactical/Security Officer).
You pretend that all the gangs in SR2 are alien races that are Nemeses to you, Brotherhood like the Klingon, Ronin like the Romulans, Ultor like the Borg, and Samedi like the Xindi, and the Police are neutral like the Cardassians.

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Report this Aug. 02 2009, 3:34 pm

Quote (Renaikan @ Aug. 01 2009, 4:43 pm)
1) You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.

2) You pull the legs off your hamster so you?ll have a tribble.

3) You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.

4) Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.

5) You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.

6) Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers of T.J. Hooker and Capt. Kirk.

7) You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say ?Star Trek? Isn?t that the one with Luke Skywalker??

8) You have no life.

9) You recognize more than 4 references on this list.

10) You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.

Hahaha

BrotherofShran01

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Report this Aug. 02 2009, 3:44 pm

Quote (Renaikan @ Aug. 01 2009, 4:43 pm)
1) You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.

2) You pull the legs off your hamster so you?ll have a tribble.

3) You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.

4) Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.

5) You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.

6) Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers of T.J. Hooker and Capt. Kirk.

7) You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say ?Star Trek? Isn?t that the one with Luke Skywalker??

8) You have no life.

9) You recognize more than 4 references on this list.

10) You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.

Good one Ren.  :D

Khoufu_Khorushu

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Report this Aug. 02 2009, 4:03 pm

Quote (WedgeBob @ Aug. 02 2009, 12:55 pm)
You play a video game or two with that Create A Character feature, and think you can create a Vulcan creature like I did in Saints Row 2.
You add nitrous to all your cars and motorcycles, and pretend that you can go to warp ten on a main road, and not have a cop chase after you.
You pretend that all your homies are a member of your bridge command (You as captain, Gat as First Officer, Shaundi as Science Officer, Pierce as Chief Engineer, Tobias as Helmsman, Legal Lee as Counselor, Laura as Doctor in Sick Bay, Mr. Wong as Ten Forward bartender, and Troy is Tactical/Security Officer).
You pretend that all the gangs in SR2 are alien races that are Nemeses to you, Brotherhood like the Klingon, Ronin like the Romulans, Ultor like the Borg, and Samedi like the Xindi, and the Police are neutral like the Cardassians.

Haha most of those are true; I have a 'bridge crew' and I make ST characters on games where you create your own. The one about Warp Speed is partially true, also.

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