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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 1:27 am

Chapel: You seem tense, Mr. Spock.
Spock: Why would I be tense? I just lost 2 games to the computer.
Chapel: Well, I just thought...
Spock: Nurse, please.
Chapel: C'mon, Spock! Show a little compassion!
Spock: I see no logical reason.
Chapel: You, me, my quarters, 1800 hours, dinner.

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 1:48 am

LOL and then I come in with a phaser and defend Spock's honer! LOL

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 1:55 am

But Spock has no honor, and if he did, he could never feel it.

Outta_My_Vulcan_Mind

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 1:58 am

Well I defend my own love for him haha

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 1:02 pm

Quote (Outta_My_Vulcan_Mind @ July 18 2009, 12:20 am)

Chapel: Mr Spock...is that a tricorder in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Spock: Um, no actually that IS a tricorder.

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 2:15 pm

You think that YOUR home computer chess program can beat Mr. Spock at chess! Buhahahah!!!

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 2:56 pm

Quote (Outta_My_Vulcan_Mind @ July 18 2009, 12:32 am)

Stuntman: C'mon, I'm sweatin' my BALLS off in this phuckin' suit!!!!

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 9:01 pm

Quote (apothecary @ July 18 2009, 1:02 pm)

[quote=Outta_My_Vulcan_Mind,July 18 2009, 12:20 am]

Spock: Â¿Nurse, are those real?

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 9:46 pm

Quote (Outta_My_Vulcan_Mind @ July 17 2009, 9:22 pm)

Brilliant my fellow Trekkie

(a tip off to TNG...if you've seen some of my TNG captions lately you'll understand)

kirk: right! my friend jean-luc says hand over that flute!

picard: how poetic!

kirk: ............................

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 9:51 pm

Quote (Outta_My_Vulcan_Mind @ July 17 2009, 9:22 pm)

Brilliant my fellow Trekkie

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 9:52 pm

for EFF'S sake! why the frikken hell wont that pic work?!?!?! anyone else have problems with the thing changing from [img] to [A] no matter how many times you edit....or just put up a new post?

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 9:54 pm

Quote (Khoufu_Khorushu @ July 17 2009, 9:33 pm)

I know it's small, but...the other one I saw wouldn't let me view it.

kirk: one last thing spock.
spock: what is that jim?
kirk: see that little red light over there?
spock: yes...?
kirk: look at it...smile...& wave. you're on candid camera! "kills himself laughing"
spock: "bangs head"

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Report this Jul. 18 2009, 9:58 pm

Quote (Outta_My_Vulcan_Mind @ July 17 2009, 10:10 pm)

bones: can i move yet.
spock: no

"later"

bones: now can i move?
spock: no!

"still later"

bones: spock im getting sore holding this position. CAN I MOVE YET?!
spock: you can move your body any time doctor. your chess piece however is still blocked. Â¿i thought that is what you were referring to?
bones: .............I KILL YOU!..........

"soudns of struggle/fighting/running away"

spock: JIM?! HEEEEEEEELP! he's gone stark raving MAD!!

bones: at least im bloody moving my poor muscles!

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Report this Jul. 19 2009, 1:56 am

Excellent