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WilburWood

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 2:44 pm

... racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.

- Marc Maron

SpaceYeti

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 2:48 pm

That's pretty close, but it didn't mention the broken limbs or catching fire.

Admiral_JTK

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 2:48 pm

A debt collector....

always there, unrelenting, trying to do whatever it can to empty your wallet.

WilburWood

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 2:55 pm

... a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then you wonder what to do with it.

Admiral_JTK

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 3:04 pm

Quote (WilburWood @ July 14 2009, 2:55 pm)
... a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then you wonder what to do with it.

That's gotta be the funniest thing I've heard all day

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 3:04 pm

Love is

Beccs_

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 4:06 pm

Love is like a box of chocolates.  It looks nice and the first few nibbles taste great, but sooner or later you end up fat with empty wrappings and lots of crap to throw away.

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 4:08 pm

Quote (Beccs_ @ July 14 2009, 4:06 pm)
Love is like a box of chocolates. ?It looks nice and the first few nibbles taste great, but sooner or later you end up fat with empty wrappings and lots of crap to throw away.

You arrived fat! ¿ Love didn't do that to you! ¿:p

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 4:09 pm

Falling in love is like owning a dog:

First of all, it's a big responsibility,
especially in a city like New York.
So think long and hard before deciding on love.
On the other hand, love gives you a sense of security:
when you're walking down the street late at night
and you have a leash on love
ain't no one going to mess with you.
Because crooks and muggers think love is unpredictable.
Who knows what love could do in its own defense?

On cold winter nights, love is warm.
It lies between you and lives and breathes
and makes funny noises.
Love wakes you up all hours of the night with its needs.
It needs to be fed so it will grow and stay healthy.

Love doesn't like being left alone for long.
But come home and love is always happy to see you.
It may break a few things accidentally in its passion for life,
but you can never be mad at love for long.

Is love good all the time? No! No!
Love can be bad. Bad, love, bad! Very bad love.

Love makes messes.
Love leaves you little surprises here and there.
Love needs lots of cleaning up after.
Sometimes you just want to get love fixed.
Sometimes you want to roll up a piece of newspaper
and swat love on the nose,
not so much to cause pain,
just to let love know Don't you ever do that again!

Sometimes love just wants to go for a nice long walk.
Because love loves exercise.
It runs you around the block and leaves you panting.
It pulls you in several different directions at once,
or winds around and around you
until you're all wound up and can't move.

But love makes you meet people wherever you go.
People who have nothing in common but love
stop and talk to each other on the street.

Throw things away and love will bring them back,
again, and again, and again.
But most of all, love needs love, lots of it.
And in return, love loves you and never stops.

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 4:11 pm

Love is like cancer.

Sooner or later it will either seriously mess you up or kill you.

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 4:17 pm

love is like a present: it is not always for you!

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 4:18 pm

Love is like fluffy bunnies skipping through the leafy lanes of your mind.

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 4:19 pm

Love is like dementia.  You say and do really stupd and nonsensical things you wouldn't have dreamed doing before you were in love, but you don't really mind because it feels kind a nice.

It's also a bit like dysentary, but I'll leave that to Beccs to explain. :p

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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 4:25 pm

Quote (CornishMonkey @ July 13 2009, 5:18 pm)
Love is like fluffy bunnies skipping through the leafy lanes of your mind.


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Report this Jul. 14 2009, 4:25 pm

Quote (CornishMonkey @ July 14 2009, 4:18 pm)
Love is like fluffy bunnies skipping through the leafy lanes of your mind.

Consuming anything that is of value, then moving on to greener pastures when finished, leaving behind only the chaff.

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