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Wanted: Fluent Klingon Speaker for Wedding


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Report this Jun. 23 2009, 11:15 am

Greetings, fellow Trekkers! As most of you probably know by now, my fiancee and I are tying the knot next year. We're planning a very simple civil ceremony, followed by a 10-day honeymoon in the Virgin Islands, followed by a big blowout for our friends and family at a local dining & drinking establishment. The wedding is currently scheduled for June 30, 2010, and the party for July 31st. We are looking for a fluent Klingon speaker, living in the New York/New Jersey metro area, who would be willing to perform a brief Klingon-style wedding ceremony at the reception.

This is not a joke. And yes, even though she's not a Trekker, my fiancee--bless her little heart--is completely on board with this. In fact, she was the one who suggested it! If you, or someone you know, would be willing to perform this service, then I'm interested in hearing from you. Compensation to be discussed separately and privately. Send me a PM with your contact information, and we'll take it from there. Thanks!


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Report this Jun. 23 2009, 12:24 pm

You should also google for Klingon fanclub websites. You might have some luck if you find a local fanclub.

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