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Know any good Star Trek jokes?

CaptainJBoz

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Report this May. 30 2009, 12:56 am

:D

IVHoltzman

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Report this May. 30 2009, 1:30 am

An elvish Gorn is a Metron gnome.

trekkiefan3000

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Report this Jun. 18 2009, 1:11 pm

i found these online. i thought they were pretty good.

http://members.tripod.com/~spacefreak/stjokes/index.html

Gaak

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Report this Jun. 23 2009, 3:32 pm

Why did Worf color his hair? Because it was a good day to dye! :laugh:

Commander_Zelkar

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Report this Jun. 23 2009, 3:36 pm

Quote (Gaak @ June 23 2009, 3:32 pm)
Why did Worf color his hair? Because it was a good day to dye! :laugh:

WorfsGonads

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Report this Jun. 24 2009, 9:05 pm

Worf "I am not a merry man"
Ok I didn't come up with that one, but was dam funny.

Khoufu_Khorushu

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Report this Jun. 25 2009, 9:13 pm

Here's a lame one I heard a while ago.

What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?  They fly to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons. :laugh: :sarcastic:

trekkiefan3000

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Report this Jun. 25 2009, 9:17 pm

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Vortaborg

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Report this Jun. 26 2009, 7:40 pm

Ever read that book star wreck? It was a parody of Star Trek, Geordi Laforgery.

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