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| Quote (anderbilt @ June 05 2009, 4:03 pm) | .... ¿Spock stares at the apparition, then says "You're the Starfleet cadet who was assigned to the infirmary after you flunked the Kobayashi Maru. ¿Didn't you fall into an open phase-coil access port?" ¿
"You don't love her, you love ME!" shrieks the ghost, "Y-you flunked me so that I'd have to take the whole year over again, I KNOW IT! ¿The re-assignment was a mistake, a horrible mistake. ¿Hey, did I really fall into an open phase coil access port?" ¿
"She's really starting to bother me," says Uhura "I'm losing the mood, babe. ¿Call me when this is over." ¿Uhura goes back to her quarters. ¿
Spock watches her walk away and turns back to the confused apparition. ¿But before he can speak, a Vulcan woman steps from the shadows. ¿"TPring?" ¿Spock asks quietly. ¿ She nods and steps slowly forward to stand before Spock, who says "What are you doing here? ¿You dumped me for that, oh what-s-name, Stogg." ¿
T'Pring says "Stonn was on Vulcan when your future self got our whole race destroyed. ¿You OWE me Spock." ¿Fast as lightning, T'Pring hands clamp on Spock's head. ¿"It's Pon Farr time early this cycle, my betrothed." ¿ ¿Both are suddenly transported to a waiting space cruiser in orbit. ¿
The ghost of Christine, floating in the empty corridor, looks up and down and vanishes with a scream! ¿ Her ephemeral spirit streaks like a phaser blast through time, space and dimensions, coming to rest as it enters an alternate timeline and enters the body of a young actress named Hayden Panattiere on 20th century earth. ¿
She sits bolt upright in bed, grabs her cell phone and calls her agent. ¿"Hey, can you get me in that next Star Trek movie?" |
I cannot type as I am laughing too hard THAT is brilliant, if only I had the time to respond now... later, I promise |
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Suddenly obsessed with faintly green men, Hayden Panattiere approaches JJ Abrams and tells him her "dream," suggesting this would be an excellent story for the next new, improved, and more bombastic Star Trek. Abrams turns her down, saying that the new approach is not to be interested in character development. Hayden/Nurse Chapel vainly promises him hot Vulcan sex, but to no avail.
With nowhere else to turn, Hayden/Nurse Chapel contacts Nancy Kovak who knows something about tracking down a wandering man while wearing a space diaper and together they hatch a plot to steal a space craft and slingshot it around the sun to reach the universe in which Mr. Spock now resides.
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Living in Shelly Long's Cheers body was more difficult than Nurse Chapel imagined. Originally, she thought portraying a character as Shelly's would provide her with the time she needed to get out of the current time zone and into Spock's waiting arms. But being perky all the time takes its toll, particularly when one is not naturally perky. Still Nurse Chapel persevered and using Shelly's body and aging Volvo, she went to the only person she believed could assist her: Gene Roddenberry Jr.
"Sonny!" She said as he opened the doors, grabbing the sleepy dressing gown clad franchise heir in a warm embrace.
"Shelly Long?" R Jr asked, wiggling free.
"No, it's me, the alter ego of your own ever-loving' mama. I need help and you are the only person to whom I can turn," Shelly/Christine said, barging her way past the pasty-faced youth and into the disheveled living pit.
"HUH?"
"Let's cut to the chase. My name is Christine Chapel. For years I've had a yen for Mr. Spock, who, unfortunately, is a Vulcan, apparently unable to provide the kind of emotional love a human woman needs. But see, that's the problem. I never wanted a long-term thing, all I wanted was a dirty little fling that both of us might regret at the time but which we will look upon fondly as the years passed."
The kid held up is hand, "Wait. You came here because you want to get laid by Mr. Spock?"
"My fondest wish for 40 years. I had my opportunity but then I felt it was taking advantage of the poor guy, what with pon far and all."
"Well, that was stupid."
"I know. I know. Anyway, in his new incarnation Spock is not above a pity you-know-what, which is fine with me but now he seems to have a thing for Ohura. Although to be honest, I liked the other Spock better, sexier, more dangerous." Shelly/Christine lit a cigarette unaware that this past time was unwelcome in this time zone.
Now completely awake, young Mr. R rummaged around the beer cans that adored every available surface looking for a hit of something.
"This is like a bad Star Trek joke, right?" he asked
"Does it sound like a Star Trek joke." Shelly/Christine asked in her best perky waitress voice.
"Well, yeah," the kid replied, "it sorta does."
"I must have my Spock," Shelly/Christine cried.
"I think he lives in the Valley," Roddenberry Jr replied
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oh, jeez, just returned for a not very relaxing weekend in the country, have to think about this...
more...
later....
an ancient Trek fan leans back on her English provincial chair, the one the cat scratched to ribbons, tosses Wrath of Khan into the DVD player and with the opening credits begins to feel much much better....
seeking inspiration
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Nurse Chapel looked in the mirror and was pleased to see T'Pring as young and as luscious as when she dumped Spock for Spon, who turned out to be something of a dud.
It wasn't just that Spon preferred sitting around drinking Vulcan tea with his buddies and watching endless Vulcan Mind Games (he was a die hard Raven's fan). It wasn't just that he was too tired from the daily grind at the Vulcan Shipping Commission to pay her proper homage. It wasn't just that he never, ever remembered to lower the commode lid. It was all of these things and he was boring to boot.
Frankly, the relationship had hit the skids right after their honeymoon in the Pocono Mountains--even if the bed was heart shaped.
So, T'Pring was perfectly willing to share her body with the leggy Nurse Chapel, provided she could have a cool tryst with the now world famous Spock without endangering her place in Vulcan society as the coldest Oh No on the block.
But first she had to find Spock and convince him that logically they belonged together, if only for the night.
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