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| Quote (anderbilt @ June 04 2009, 5:53 pm) | ooooo what a dark alternate reality, stressing 'reality.' ¿how about this one... ¿
in a nearby alternate reality, actors Robert Duncan MacNeill and Wil Wheaton open a Gen - X "Star Trek Rage Museum" down the street from "Star Trek The Ride!!" ¿ It becomes a moderate hit, especially after the elderly wife of an original series 'red-shirt-extra' drops dead at the grand opening, creating a huge buzz factor. ¿
one night after closing, both MacNeill and Wheaton feel strangely drawn to a mock-up TOS corridor with Jeffries Tube at one end. ¿Peering into the tube, it exhibits a bizarre echo sound. ¿climbing into the tube, it becomes impossibly long, and 42 feet from the entrance they're suddenly sucked forward into darkness. ¿
when they can again see, they're looking through the eyes of a middle aged man sitting at a desk with an IBM selectric humming and clicking. ¿ the man's eyes turn and look at the desk and the actors see him look closely at a long memo with big red slash marks from "Herb Solow, NBC Programming." ¿ Next to an old black telephone is a half-full bottle of Dr Pepper, and a black and white headshot of young William Shatner with devil horns and a scar pencilled in. ¿
A door across the room opens, a beautiful secretary walks in wearing a miniskirt, and in the reflection of her huge belt buckle, the actors see they're staring through the eyes of Gene Roddenberry in the year 1965. ¿Suddenly there's a bright flash of light and the actors find themselves near an intertstate highway bridge in Pasadena. |
Where, as alternate realities will have it, beautiful, leggy blonde women parade in a variety of backless and almost frontless 1969 jump suits and flowing gowns, all giving our boys a come hither look with their heavily mascaraed eyes... and then a California Highway Sign lights: Beware: Vulcan Sex Ahead |
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| Quote (anderbilt @ June 04 2009, 7:23 pm) | | i think i need some 'quiet time' now |
would you like cookies and milk with that quiet time? |
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| Quote (anderbilt @ June 04 2009, 7:28 pm) | | that's a question fraught with possibilities hmmmmmm |
or, perhaps, something, ahh, more, ahh vulcan? |
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Jun. 05 2009, 2:31 pm
the closet we ever came to hot vulcan sex in TOS was the time Spock sweet talked that Romulan Commander out of her cloaking device. No wonder Spock never smiled.
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Spock wanders the ship at night, as others sleep, silently weeping for his long lost mother, aghast that his father should confess to actually having loved his wife, wondering why he's practice all this needless self-sacrifice. He's wrapped so tightly that his body begins to ping like a Vulcan harp when lo, and behold, who should slip into the darkened corridor, dressed in a diaphanous nightgown of many colors, but Uhura, beckoning to her troubled superior officer, but just as he turns to fall gratefully into her warm embrace, who should appear but the ghost of Nurse Chapel!
"I've waited centuries for you, Spock! I have crossed time lines, international date lines, dead lines and lines of demarcation for just a moment of pleasure in your strong Vulcan embrace and when I get here, what do I find? He's mine, do you hear, MINE!"
to be continued...
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Jun. 05 2009, 2:59 pm
| Quote (anderbilt @ June 05 2009, 2:51 pm) | | i just read your explaination of vulcan relationships in the thread "Sybok". ¿ very interesting take, and logical to boot. ¿much to consider. |
Spock was always my favorite character, probably because I had the hots for Leonard Nimoy (still do as girlish crushes die hard or hardly die), but the character is so fascinating and Nimoy imbued Spock with a real back story, with nobility, and intelligence. When you looked at that Spock, you knew he'd seen it all and had the answer, even if only a well-time nerve pinch. Meanwhile, we have Spock trapped in a corridor between Nurse Chapel and Uhura...will he make a choice...will it be an inter-species threesome? |
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| Quote (anderbilt @ June 05 2009, 3:20 pm) | | are you tossing it to ME? |
It's you or T'Pring |
