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Pub One

CommodoreSchmidlapp

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 12:32 am

"We need wine carafes shaped like this, and lots of 'em..."

CommodoreSchmidlapp

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 12:53 am

Questions? Comments? Please speak with the matre 'd, Mr. Rourke...



Pub One: The Customer (and Cash) is King! :rookie:

Renaikan

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 4:05 am

*Ren enters the bar*

Nice place you got here Schmiddy! :D One Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred please.

WilburWood

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 9:35 am

*strolls in wearing white dinner jacket and bow tie, walks up to bar*

Dry Martini, please, Mr. Roarke. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.

*lights cigarette and surveys the bar*

MattDecker1017

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 12:08 pm

*Glides in wearing a purple bathrobe over army fatigues and meanders over to bar*

I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Roarke, a very dry martini. A very dry, arrid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini.

WilburWood

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 1:07 pm

*walks over*

With two straws!!! :D

MattDecker1017

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 2:25 pm

...and a straw for my friend Wil!  ;)

CommodoreSchmidlapp

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 4:03 pm


"The gentlemen sitting at the bar want straws. Ask them if they'd like some Shirley Temples to go with that."

CommodoreSchmidlapp

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 4:28 pm

Ricardo Montalban passed today. Drinks on the house.

Nyackjohn

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 4:50 pm

*Njack sits at Piano, plays "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" for Montalban*
Sad passing this.

And if that's supposed to be me behind you in the first pic, Schmiddy, I think you forgot my nose-ring.

CommodoreSchmidlapp

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 5:07 pm

Quote (Nyackjohn @ Jan. 14 2009, 1:50 pm)
*Njack sits at Piano, plays "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" for Montalban*

:cry:

I... I just need a minute...

:rookie: Sorry, some smoke got in my eyes...

lalume

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 5:41 pm

Quote (MattDecker1017 @ Jan. 14 2009, 12:08 pm)
*Glides in wearing a purple bathrobe over army fatigues and meanders over to bar*

I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Roarke, a very dry martini. A very dry, arrid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini.

Is this a ST quote? Or is it MASH?

The way to avoid that is by editing, editing, editing. :p

CommodoreSchmidlapp

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 5:47 pm

I'd guess MASH. Great quote, though.

Careful, lalumenated, you're getting perilously close to 10K... :rookie:

Nyackjohn

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 5:59 pm

It's M*A*S*H - and one of my favorite quotes from same. Bob quotes that at me all the time. Speaking of which, it's a minute of Six here in EST - time for a single malt - a Laphroig, please. And bar nuts.

Oh, oops, am I supposed to be BEHIND the bar? Silly me.

CommodoreSchmidlapp

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Report this Jan. 14 2009, 6:17 pm

I'll be joining you at the more civilized hour of 5 pm, PST, old boy...


This is the authentic Commodore Schmidlapp, btw...  :D

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