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Commodore_Dingbat

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Report this Dec. 08 2008, 11:26 am

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Report this Dec. 08 2008, 12:47 pm

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Report this Dec. 09 2008, 3:08 am

I took Shuttles advice.

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CaptJaimieKirk

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Report this Dec. 09 2008, 1:48 pm

Quote (This_Is_Not_A_Test @ Dec. 04 2008, 12:29 pm)
And by that he means in the crapper. Still, to continue the story:

Two hours later, Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk, bathed in sweat, kissed once more and rolled away from each other.

"Phasers on love, Mr. Spock," said Kirk with a contended sigh.

"It is only logical," replied Spock. "Just because I am not currently experiencing Pon Farr does not mean I cannot enjoy the physical pleasures of the flesh."

Suddenly, the buzz of the intercom interrupted the two men's reverie.

"Captain Kirk to the bridge. There is an alien woman here, and she is demanding to see you."

Kirk paled. "Spock, I...I can't! I just did! I won't be able to again for at least eight hours!"

"Perhaps Dr. McCoy?" inquired the Enterprise's First Officer, pushing back the sheet and standing to expose his naked Vulcan form.

"McCoy? Women don't find McCoy attractive, Spock."

"No Jim, I meant perhaps Dr. McCoy might help with your...situtation." He pointed in the general area of Kirk's pelvic region.

Kirk sat on the edge of his bed and began weeping. "I'll never be the man you are, Spock. Never."

"This is true," replied Spock with a nod.

TAG: Anyone.

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THAT just makes me sick..and thank you Star

Commodore_Dingbat

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Report this Dec. 09 2008, 2:34 pm

Quote (CaptJaimieKirk @ Dec. 09 2008, 5:48 pm)
Quote (This_Is_Not_A_Test @ Dec. 04 2008, 12:29 pm)
And by that he means in the crapper. Still, to continue the story:

Two hours later, Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk, bathed in sweat, kissed once more and rolled away from each other.

"Phasers on love, Mr. Spock," said Kirk with a contended sigh.

"It is only logical," replied Spock. "Just because I am not currently experiencing Pon Farr does not mean I cannot enjoy the physical pleasures of the flesh."

Suddenly, the buzz of the intercom interrupted the two men's reverie.

"Captain Kirk to the bridge. There is an alien woman here, and she is demanding to see you."

Kirk paled. "Spock, I...I can't! I just did! I won't be able to again for at least eight hours!"

"Perhaps Dr. McCoy?" inquired the Enterprise's First Officer, pushing back the sheet and standing to expose his naked Vulcan form.

"McCoy? Women don't find McCoy attractive, Spock."

"No Jim, I meant perhaps Dr. McCoy might help with your...situtation." He pointed in the general area of Kirk's pelvic region.

Kirk sat on the edge of his bed and began weeping. "I'll never be the man you are, Spock. Never."

"This is true," replied Spock with a nod.

TAG: Anyone.

:sick:

THAT just makes me sick..and thank you Star

It just makes me howl!

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Report this Dec. 09 2008, 4:28 pm

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