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Picard and Crushers love.

its_a_parsec_long_ladies

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Report this Oct. 28 2007, 12:29 pm

I think it was better and more exciting when their love was secret. Now we have to read about old people making out YUUUCCCKK!!!!

2takesfrakes

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Report this Nov. 12 2010, 5:28 am

Count your blessings that they
didn't have any gratuitous sex scenes
in the NEXT GENERATION movies ...


Lieutenant_Jedi

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Report this Nov. 14 2010, 8:57 pm

*chuckle*

Well I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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Report this Nov. 15 2010, 10:38 am

That reminds me, my wife told me one difference between "the Notebook" book and movie (like people here watch it) is in the movie, the couple die cuddling each other in bed but in the book, they die having sex. So glad that didn't make the movie.

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Report this Nov. 15 2010, 3:21 pm

EWW! So they were coming and going at the same time? Nasty.

"Can you detect midi - chlorians with a tricorder?"

2takesfrakes

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Report this Nov. 17 2010, 10:18 pm

"Let me introduce you to the Picard Maneuver ..."


Matthias Russell

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Report this Nov. 18 2010, 4:46 am

You know what makes intimate time more intimate? When your passing gas and popping joints start harmoniously complementing each other. That's when you REALLY meld and are relaxed with each other. And there is no scent more sensual than Ben Gay.

2takesfrakes

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Report this Nov. 18 2010, 6:03 am

Something for us all to look forward
to, I guess ...

There are aging fans of STAR TREK who
hanker for old(er) characters in the
franchise - being accustomed to the TOS
movies, of course. I guess that's why
there's so much angst against the reboot.

The aging and the old have been exorcised
from this franchise - save for the token
bone of Pike. We're all going to get old ...

I guess it would be fun to watch something
relatable, other than THE ANTIQUE ROADSHOW.

Lieutenant_Jedi

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Report this Nov. 18 2010, 2:55 pm

Love the Photo Shop frakes, that is creepy yet cool. i guess I am not the only one who thought "the Picard Maneuver" sounded dirty.

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Matthias Russell

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Report this Nov. 18 2010, 3:40 pm

Is the heat from menopause?

2takesfrakes

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Report this Nov. 18 2010, 9:40 pm

Quote: Lieutenant_Jedi @ Nov. 18 2010, 2:55 pm

Love the Photo Shop frakes, that is creepy yet cool. i guess I am not the only one who thought "the Picard Maneuver" sounded dirty.


I lifted that image from boco's thread
about these two. She created it. As for
The Picard Maneuver, it's the one where
he appeared to be in 2 places at once.

2takesfrakes

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Report this Nov. 18 2010, 9:46 pm

Quote: Matthias Russell @ Nov. 18 2010, 3:40 pm

Is the heat from menopause?

Ha! Interesting thing about Menopause,
is that women stop growing hairy legs.
Oh, I'll bet her gams are as smooth
as an android's bottom!

Matthias Russell

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Report this Nov. 19 2010, 4:54 am

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

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Report this Jan. 01 2011, 6:57 am

lol May Picard and Crusher's love inspire us all to find our own joy, happiness and love in the new year.

"A crisis for Captain Picard -- or a case for Dixon Hill, private detective?"

Lieutenant_Jedi

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Report this Jan. 01 2011, 9:28 pm

And to keep the details of said love away from the kids.

"Can you detect midi - chlorians with a tricorder?"

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