Star Trek U.S.S Essess

U.S.S Essess

Commodore_Dingbat

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Report this Oct. 17 2008, 5:25 pm

YIPEEEE!

Do I get some nice quarters...oh Great One?

Angel_of_Shadows

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Report this Oct. 17 2008, 6:55 pm

Stupid PETA! ...did I say that out loud?

Angel_of_Shadows

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Report this Oct. 30 2008, 1:22 am

Quote (TheChronicOne @ Oct. 30 2008, 12:56 am)

Quote (Angel_of_Shadows @ Oct. 16 2008, 7:55 pm)

Stupid PETA! ...did I say that out loud?

No matter, we don't serve them on THIS ship!!

I'd hope not.

They're a bunch of crackpots.

Commodore_Dingbat

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Report this Oct. 30 2008, 5:43 pm

Quote (TheChronicOne @ Oct. 30 2008, 4:56 am)

Quote (Commodore_Dingbat @ Oct. 16 2008, 6:25 pm)

YIPEEEE!

Do I get some nice quarters...oh Great One?

For now, you have to bunk w/ the crew.... Â¿if you try hard enough, however, you can earn points that you can redeem for entry into officers' quarters.

Ok.....................

~looks kinda dissapointed but does not complain~

Commodore_Dingbat

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Report this Oct. 31 2008, 4:50 am

Ok ok!

Soooooooooooooooo can I start now??

:laugh:

This_Is_Not_A_Test

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Report this Oct. 31 2008, 1:25 pm

Start? What are you waiting for, Debutante Dingbat? I've already finished! Twice! I'm just mopping up here.

By the way, captain, that thing in the tank in the science lab? With the teeth and the claws? It sort of got away while they were cleaning the cage. No big deal, nothing serious, but maybe we should lock down the entire deck. Just, you know, as a sort of fun game.

Commodore_Dingbat

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Report this Oct. 31 2008, 3:13 pm

TINAT, as the Captains Personal Advisor, I'll let him know you let the Loch Ness Monster out again....

Commodore_Dingbat

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Report this Oct. 31 2008, 6:04 pm

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

~runs round in circles, squealing~

~Nessie ROARS loudly from below decks somewhere~

This_Is_Not_A_Test

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Report this Nov. 21 2008, 1:46 pm

Cap'n, ensign Torremolinos has lured the beastie into torpedo tube 1 with a pound of Oscar Meyer baloney and the soothing folk music of James Taylor. It might be worth mentioning Torremolinos went in first.

Commodore_Dingbat

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Report this Nov. 21 2008, 4:50 pm

~runs arouns shrieking~

'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!'

This_Is_Not_A_Test

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Report this Nov. 10 2009, 2:50 pm

Sweet crunchy bits of bacon on Mary Anne's bursting bikini! What the hell happened to our old science officer? Was it "the war wound?"

Also, are we still referring to syphilis as "the war wound?"

Cynic321

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Report this Nov. 11 2009, 12:26 am

**FLASH**

To: All Federation Ships

From: Federation Diplomatic HQ

RE: PETA-militant peace talks

We give, they take. They assimilate entire star systems, we fall back. The line must be drawn HEuuuhhhe.

More to follow in the diplomatic pouch.

/*FLASH*

sincerely yours in Thetan Opposition,

Ambassador Quinton Falstaff Bumnugget III, Federation Diplomatic Corp (Chickenhawk Div.)

This_Is_Not_A_Test

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Report this Nov. 16 2009, 4:05 pm

Captain, the...er...Somnambulist Tripartate Reorganizational Investigatory Personages Prevailing Erroneously Regarding Solipsisms are here. Know what I mean, sir? I've got the singles, as instructed. They're in the...er...by the pole, sir.

Angel_of_Shadows

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Report this Dec. 02 2009, 6:14 pm

Conference? Warp core?

Oh boy.

This_Is_Not_A_Test

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Report this Dec. 26 2009, 8:18 pm

=/\= Captain, there's four people in dress uniforms requesting shuttle bay access. They say they've brought Bacardi and Thigh Masters. =/\=