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sex in startrek online

CaptainMulatto

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 2:13 pm

will we beable to have sex in startrek online,have a girlfriend.

Captain_Windu

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 2:18 pm

Have a girlfriend, yes. Have sex, I certainly don't think so.

Xenesis

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 2:18 pm

Yes and produce many many many tribble babies. :blush:

Syler_Akeron

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 2:23 pm

Quote (ladyboy @ Mar. 24 2006, 2:13 pm)
will we beable to have sex in startrek online,have a girlfriend.

I nominate this thread for dumbest thread in any forum ever.

LargerMarge

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 2:23 pm

*horrid mental vision of gamer geeks with chubbies over pixels*

Captain_Windu

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 2:25 pm

Quote (Syler_Akeron @ Mar. 24 2006, 12:23 pm)
Quote (ladyboy @ Mar. 24 2006, 2:13 pm)
will we beable to have sex in startrek online,have a girlfriend.

I nominate this thread for dumbest thread in any forum ever.

I hate to say it, but it is a valid question.

Philipp1980

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 2:47 pm

Ok, let's give the valid question a valid answer: if the game is going to be rated pg13 the answer is definitely NO

NickSonik

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 3:03 pm

Turn off your uber computer. Shower. Then shower again. Go to a decent store and buy yourself some nice casual clothes including a collared shirt. Throw your stained tighty whities/briefs out and get you some nice boxers.

Next, shower one more time just to be sure. Dress in your new clothes and boxers and go out and talk to girls without mentioning the phrase "Star Trek" or anything related to it or computers. Be prepared to get turned down numerous times. Keep it up until you succeed in getting a girl to go out with you.

This MMO will definately be rated Teen at least. Most are. And if you're below that age or maturity level, you don't need to be in there running around nagging at the captain of the ship saying "LETS GO DO SUMTHIN PLZ". I've seen it before...it's ugly.

Anywho, with this being at least Teen rated, I doubt you'll get passed using /emote to be able to make hugging and kissing gestures.

If you want to go screw around in a game, you're either too big of a loser to go out and meet the opposite sex (or same sex maybe) in which case being in an online world and life is probably the worst thing for you. Or, you're a kid, in which case you don't need to be online or you just don't need to be screwing around yet.

eNDIE

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 3:20 pm

heh well i think it would be more fun to just turn off the computer and have sex with the girl friend instead of doing it in a computer game:)

Captain_Windu

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 3:36 pm

Quote (NickSonik @ Mar. 24 2006, 1:03 pm)
And if you're below that age or maturity level, you don't need to be in there running around nagging at the captain of the ship saying "LETS GO DO SUMTHIN PLZ". I've seen it before...it's ugly.

That's pretty sad.  :laugh:

NickSonik

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 3:54 pm

Quote (Captain_Windu @ Mar. 24 2006, 2:36 pm)
Quote (NickSonik @ Mar. 24 2006, 1:03 pm)
And if you're below that age or maturity level, you don't need to be in there running around nagging at the captain of the ship saying "LETS GO DO SUMTHIN PLZ". I've seen it before...it's ugly.

That's pretty sad.  :laugh:

LOL! It's true. Back in SWG, you had to get buffed by a Doctor (increase your health and abilities by 300%+) in order to go adventuring.

Kids, including my 13-14 year old cousin would just run up to Doctors who already had lines of patients/customers and say "GIVE ME BUFFS RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO GO". It was really annoing. Worst part is they would just go around cheating everyone because he thought it was funny.

It's really a matter of maturity level. If you take a 13 year old gamer and put him in a room with 100 other people where everyone socializes, the 13 year old is going to stand out as immature. It's the age gap.

SirCedric2

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Report this Mar. 24 2006, 4:48 pm

Sounds like someone is looking for a few of those Orion Slave Girl Holo-programs.  :laugh:

STOCaptain01

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Report this Mar. 25 2006, 1:51 am

there is sex in most MMOs. Its not real sex, but here are the directions.............

take off all ur clothes
use the emote /sit  
tell ur partner to use emote /sit
make sure ur next to eachother
and have fun with ur lonely self

Gost_Dajtink

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Report this Mar. 25 2006, 1:56 am

It was bound to come up.
Stupid..but was bound to come up.

Devan

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Report this Mar. 25 2006, 6:59 am

If you meet someone nice in an MMORPG and this develops into a real relationship in the real-world, good for you.  However, I don't think developers should invest a lot of time in specific dating features.  Sexual content would obviously be problematic and I would imagine that the large majority of subscribers aren't interested in that anyway.

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