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WilburWood

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Report this Aug. 20 2010, 10:02 am

"The Trouble With Fribbles"

Instead of having a cocktail at the space station bar, Kirk orders a super-thick, chocolate soft-serve shake.

MORTAL, YOU HAVE EARNED THIS!!

Kesfan74656

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Report this Sep. 25 2010, 8:26 pm

''Balance of Terriers''....Chaos ensues, when the Enterprise is assigned to transport a colony's kennel club to a sector-wide dogshow.


''If I were captain, i'd open every crack in the universe, and peek inside, just like Captain Janeway does''-Kes, ''The Cloud''

ShirtlessKirk

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Report this Sep. 26 2010, 8:06 am

"Chitty on the Edge of Forever" -- the Enterprise crew is called back to space dock, only to find that their beloved NCC-1701 is going to be replaced with a retrofitted circa 1911 racing car with extra-special capacities, including warp drive.

"The Squeer of Gothos" Mr. Sulu makes some startling revelations to his crewmembers

"This Side of Pair-of-Dice" The Enterprise beams the crew down to Delta Vegas for some shore leave and Spock gets into a highly illogical craps game with Leila Kaloni, Bones downs one too many mint julips, and everybody snorts spores and generally threatens mutiny. After sobering up, they all decide that what happens in Delta Vegas--STAYS in Delta Vegas and go back to boldly going, albeit with spore hangovers.

"Star Trek II: The Wrath of Shah Rukh Khan" The Indian superstar crashes the Enterprise with his entourage of dancing girls and treats everyone to a rendition of "The Pain of Disco" sung in Hindi while he rips his shirt off and gets wet.

"The Galileo Eleven" Led by George Clooney, the bridge crew come up with a plan to rob all the casinos on Delta Vegas in one night. Too bad that Julia Roberts is the guest star!

"Where No Man Has Gone Before" In a space emergency, Kirk has to use the womens' restroom on the bridge--and finds this graffiti on the wall.

"Amok Rhyme" Spock goes through a Vulcan mating ritual that involves a no-holds-barred poetry slam with Kirk. Spock wins, but only because he plagarizes "Baby's Got Back", which pisses off T'Pring and causes McCoy to inject Kirk with a neurotoxin before he can counter with his spoken word version of "Slim Shady".

"The Domesday Machine" Kirk is faced with the peril of a lifetime when the Enterprise comes upon a toupee-devouring space entity.

"A Private Little Bar" Mr. Sulu beams down with Kirk to a planet of men who wear big blonde bouffant wigs. 'Nuff said...

"The Gamesters of Triskets" -- "I bid 400 quatloos on the Goldfish." "I bid 500 quatloos on the Ritz crackers!" "I bid a thousand quatloos on the Sterzings!!!" Kirk, Uhura and Checkov are hijacked to a planet where "Thrill Drawls" speak in soft Southern accents and serve everybody crackers and dip in a contest to find the galaxy's best snack. The episode ends when everybody figures out that the giant brains are really Jell-O molds and eats them instead.

"All Our Yesterday's Children" Spock is served with a paternity suit for 20,000 people after having an affair with a woman 5,000 years in the past. Needless to say, McCoy is highly amused by this. Kirk sulks and is jealous.

"The Way to Edam" A group of space hippies hijacks the Enterprise and proves that yes, indeed, there is a planet made of cheese in the galaxy. A highlight is a jam session with Mr. Spock on Vulcan Harp and Space Hippy Chick playing a bicycle tire. Kirk gets annoyed when the hippies keep referring to him as "Harvarti".

"Turnabout Bed Intruder" After a nasty woman uses an alien device to switch bodies with him, Captain Kirk cleverly uses an Auto Tune song to raise awareness amongst the crew, get millions of hits on YouTube, and have his own iTunes download.

"Brain and Brain! What is Brain?"

megan512

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Report this Sep. 26 2010, 10:46 am

Quote: WilburWood @ Jun. 19 2010, 8:35 pm

Where No Lindsay Lohan Has Gone Before: Incredibly, the Enterprise finds yet ANOTHER derelict space ship, this one containing the cryogenically-frozen body of an early 21st Century American actress, model, pop singer-songwriter and raging alcoholic.

Oh, that made my day! : )

"Captain, life is not a dream." - Spock "Can you please continue the petty bickering? I find it quite intriguing." - Data

Kesfan74656

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Report this Sep. 26 2010, 11:00 am

Bluto's Stepchildren-in a bizzare, franchise crossover ep, Kirk and co travel through the Tholian Interphase, into the 'Popeyeverse', where the Sailor Man commandeers the ship, and goes off on a mission of revenge against the descendents of his arch-nemesis....


''If I were captain, i'd open every crack in the universe, and peek inside, just like Captain Janeway does''-Kes, ''The Cloud''

ShirtlessKirk

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Report this Sep. 26 2010, 1:52 pm

Quote: Kesfan74656 @ Sep. 26 2010, 11:00 am

Bluto's Stepchildren-in a bizzare, franchise crossover ep, Kirk and co travel through the Tholian Interphase, into the 'Popeyeverse', where the Sailor Man commandeers the ship, and goes off on a mission of revenge against the descendents of his arch-nemesis....



LOL LOL LOL This is brilliant! I wish I had thought it up! Does Popeye make James T. Kirk eat his spinach? (Spock would love it -- he's already a vegetarian.) Does Kirk get it on with Olive Oyl? When they finally catch up to Bluto does Kirk use his flying double leg kick to bring him down? Oh yeah! And then Wimpy overloads the food synthesizers ordering hamburgers!

"Brain and Brain! What is Brain?"

Kesfan74656

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Report this Sep. 26 2010, 1:57 pm

Is that a challenge to do a fanifc?....LOL...Thanks, ShirtlessKirk!!Good ideas!!....OR..''For My Stomach is Hollow, and I Need Pie"...Deciding to explore further the realities of the  Interphase, in this most prescient multi-ep arc,the Enterprise wanders into another reality, where a certain nuclear plant worker named Homer finds himself lost on the ship, and in search of the titular delicacy, ending up in the Engine Room.....where he drops a tube of a mysterious compound daughter Lisa created in science class into the matter-antimatter chamber by mistake....


''If I were captain, i'd open every crack in the universe, and peek inside, just like Captain Janeway does''-Kes, ''The Cloud''

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