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A new kinda game that isnt on here yet

AdmlHunt

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Report this Aug. 30 2004, 4:17 pm

Any way in this game we are going to make  up a story and we will slowly kill off the 1500 crew on the enterprise...senior crew last...ect YOU CAN ONLY KILL ONE PERSON AT A TIME!!!
anyway ill start...
Picard: wesley swab the decks!!
Wesley: but sir I already cleaned up the mess of green gummy bears...
Picard: I TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION THOSE AGAIN!!! WORF THROW HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK!!!!
Worf: *grins* Gladly sir....
Wesley: NOOOOO PLEASE SOMETHING STUPID HappEn.......
Q: hehehehe this is going to be a good show
HIISSS the airlock closes wesley out there in space.....
Picard: Worf FIRE AT WILL!!
Worf: PHASERS HAVE FIRED PHOTON TORPEDOS FIRED, QAUNTUM TORPEDOES FIRED WWOOOHHOOO HES DEad
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Report this Aug. 30 2004, 4:51 pm

*off topic* Woohoo! I new one! People are gunna get pissed... OH WELL! ha!

*on topic*

Picard: Now that Wesley is dead hmmm what to do....

Yar: Hello Captain!

Picard: AH! Skank alert!! *grabs phaser and shoots Yar, evaporating her* ahh, that's better....

TheAmazingFerengi

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Report this Aug. 30 2004, 9:43 pm

Picard:  Ensign Gomez!!  You spilled hot chocolate on me for the second and last time.  
Sonya Gomez:  I meant to serve my ship, I mean your ship well. [bursts into tears]
Picard: Put her on a shuttle and send her across the Neutral Zone.  Right next to that little Romulan ship.

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Report this Aug. 30 2004, 9:54 pm

*off topic* haha! good one jedimastercrusher! I'm trying to think of someone else I don't like... I KNOW!!! muahaha!

*on topic*

Picard: Ensign Ro! You little Twit! I can not stand you!

Ro: I will betray you ANY day Picard!

Picard: Hmmm... what's an interesting way to kill her... HMMMM ...I KNOW!! *snap*

Gual Dukat appears on the bridge

Dukat: Where am I?? Ooh A bajoran to torture!

Ro: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Picard: *evil grin* I somehow feel... satisfied...

4evrData

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Report this Aug. 31 2004, 2:32 pm

*off topic* OH YEAH! I'm so killing people! can I PLEASE kill some admirals too?
*on topic*
Picard: Ensign Leffler, report to the bridge!
Robin Leffler: *walks on bridge* Yes, sir?
Picard: because of you a controlling forced must change her fanfiction! And you marry Wesley in the future! SO YOU MUST DIE!
Beverly: But especially because you marry Wesley! NO ONE MARRIES MY BABY BOY!
Robin: Ummm....
Worf: May I please kill her now?
Picard: FIRE AT WILL!
Riker: NOOO!
Picard: Not you, you idiot.
Riker: Oh, right.
*Worf grabs bat'leth and hacks Robin up*

AdmlHunt

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Report this Aug. 31 2004, 4:33 pm

Picard: AHHHH!!! ITS ITS  A NEW COMMANDER
Commander1500: reporting for *gasp* duty....
Worf: HHAHAHAHAHA I KILLED OUR ENEMY



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*off topic*
man thats a lot of people....

dfoster

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Report this Aug. 31 2004, 5:43 pm

* off topic *
This is totally gross... I love it!
By the way, I don't get the previous post!  And I thought we were starting with the lower ranks...
By the way again, the Enterprise only has 1014 people on board, so we only have 1007 after this.
* on topic *

Riker is walking down the corridor on Deck 9, when he spots an ensign.

Riker: What's your name, Ensign?
Ensign: I was never given one, sir.
Riker: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Ensign: Yes, you last saw me in "Man of the People" when Counselor Troi, under the influence of a telepathic link, used me to... satisfy her needs.
Riker: And did you enjoy it?
Ensign: Well, uh... I don't know, I mean, you know, who wouldn't!  You know what I mean?
Riker: I sure do!  We'll see if you enjoy this!

Riker grabs a phaser and vaporizes him.

Riker: I'm so mad right now, I can't think of a punchline.

dfoster

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Report this Aug. 31 2004, 6:42 pm

Can I do two in a row?

* background *

You remember the miniskirt that Deanna wears in "Encounter at Farpoint?"  The one that barely goes below her waist?  Well, if you watch "Where No One Has Gone Before," when Picard uses the intercom to address the crew, we see a male crewman wearing the same uniform!  Well, this crewman is about to die...

* back to the story *

Crewman is walking around Deck 36, whistling a happy tune.  Geordi comes out of Engineering and sees him.

Geordi: Dude, that is just GROSS!  What are you doing?
Crewman:  Me, sir?  I'm just whistling a happy tune.
Geordi: No, I'm talking about the miniskirt!  What's up with that?
Crewman: I like it; it gives me a nice fresh feeling, with the cool air against my legs.
Geordi: Well, let's see how this feels!

Geordi grabs him and throws him out the nearest airlock.

Geordi shudders.  "Nasty!"  (as in "The Royale")

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Report this Aug. 31 2004, 9:19 pm

*off topic* haha dfoster!! I was going to kill that ensign next! hmmm... I gotta think now... OMG I KNOW!!!!

*on topic*

Geordi: Ah, I love engineering, it is so much fun!

Hugh: Geordi?

Geordi: What??! Who the #### is that??!!!

Hugh: It is me Geordi, Hugh.

Geordi: Hugh Grant?

Hugh: No, your friend Hugh.

Geordi: Hugh Jackman??

Hugh: No... *interupted*

Picard: WHERE IS WOLVERINE?!?!?!!!! I must tell him of the danger that lies ahead!

Geordi: WRONG FRIGGIN THING CAPTAIN!!!!

Picard: ...oh... yeah...

Geordi: Now who the hell are you?

Hugh: Geordi it is me! Geordi does not wish to be assimilated.

Geordi: OOOHH!! YOU! *pulls out phaser* You were soooo annoying when you said that *shoots phaser* WOOHOO! Ten points for Geordi!

*off topic* lol, sorry about the X-Men thing. I couldn't resist.

dfoster

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Report this Sep. 01 2004, 9:00 am

*From "Lower Decks"*

Ensigns Lavelle, Taurik (the Vulcan), Sito, and Nurse Ogawa are playing poker in Lavelle's quarters.  Riker walks in.

Lavelle: Commander!  You've come to play some poker, eh?
Riker (menacingly): What did you say?
Lavelle: I said: "You've come to play..."
Riker: "Eh?  Did you say 'eh?!'"
Lavelle: Well, yeah, I guess I did...
Riker: I thought I told you I'm not Canadian!  I'm from Alaska!

Riker bashes Lavelle's head in with his trombone.

Taurik: According to my analysis, ten junior officers have been killed recently.  If I were not a Vulcan, I would be very alarmed!  I hope I'm not next...

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Report this Sep. 01 2004, 9:09 am

*pluff*
Taurik: I have suddenly lost controll over my emotions! Loop-a-loop-a-loop...
*skips off merrily towards the bridge*

Scene: Bridge

*Taurik walks up to Worf and slaps him on the back*
Taurik: Hey, Worf, old boy. 'Sup dawg?
Worf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*fires at Taurik*
Worf: Die Romulan scum!!!
Taurik: I...I'm...a Vul..ca..........n
Worf: Oops. Sorry mate.


off topic Love the X-men joke. Can't stop laughing.

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Report this Sep. 01 2004, 10:37 am

*off topic*admlhunt, you seemed to have made a genious thing here! everyone is catching on! though I'm not sure if there were 1500 people on TNG! we are seriously going to have to go through the episode thing on startrek.com and find some poor defensless victim *evil grin*

*on topic*
Ensign Jenna D'Sora: OOOOHH BOOHOOO!!! DATA MY BOYFRIEND IS A DICK!!!

Data: Why should I care? I go out with you then you INSULT ME BIZNITCH! screw you *grabs her by the neck and breaks it with brute android strength*

*off topic* I couldn't stand her! I was hoping Data would break her neck through the whole episode!!

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Report this Sep. 01 2004, 10:47 am

(Sorry, but I wasn't done with the "Lower Decks" crew!)

Back in Lavelle's quarters:

Ogawa (taps combadge): Ogawa to Taurik?
(No response)

Ogawa: Noooo!  I'm a nurse, and I couldn't prevent two people from dying.  I can't take it anymore!

Ogawa takes the Ace of spades from the deck of cards, and uses it to slit her throat.

dfoster

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Report this Sep. 01 2004, 11:29 am

Sito is now alone.  She pleads to the message board community.

Sito: Come on, guys.  I already died once.  Do I have to die again?
dfoster: Sorry, but you are next!  Ha ha ha ha...

Worf enters.

Worf: Ensign, it is time for another ghI tal (sp?) challenge.
Sito: One thing I don't understand.  Doesn't ghI tal mean "to the death?"
Worf: That's right!!!

[Snap] [Crackle] [Pop]

Sito: That was... excruciating!  [Dies again.]

AdmlHunt

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Report this Sep. 01 2004, 7:44 pm

*off topic*
Admlhunt bows in appreciation of thanks about this game...
By the way I dont know how many people were really on the ship...I was just going by the star trek armada thing lol....
*on Topic*
Q:  :laugh:  WHAT A GOOD SHOW!!!!!
Geordi: WHERES BARCLAY!!??!!
Broccoli: Sorry sir I'm *cut off*
HISSSSS
Geordi: YOU WILL NEVER BE LATE AGAIN!!!!
Barclay: yess.......sir *falls over dead*
Holo-graphic Beverly: NOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! MY LOVE!!!
Holo-graphic Deanna: WHAT!?!?!? HES MY LOVE YOU TWIT!!!!!

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