ATTENTION: Important Information Regarding Borg Retaliation

By Crisis Communication Department - November 22, 2011

SAN FRANCISCO -- Urgent Update: The Borg are accelerating their assimilation of StarTrek.com, and have just caught Data in the act of accessing another entry point. However, he sent through the following message: “Bad news. The Borg are on to us and plan a massive attack on the StarTrek.com database. Resistance force members must examine it closely to see if anyone who has not been announced has been assimilated. The only good news is that CaptainPicard has been saved and is currently coordinating efforts with Admiral Janeway. Otherwise, we are running out of time. Lock and load.” The Federation has amended their requests of Resistance force members, urging them to change their Facebook status to reflect this news and asking that they join the Resistance by following along with #PicardTweets on Twitter.

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